Michael Moore

[Michael Moore @mickymoore1982]

@andytaylor8 @nicholls_sam @lewis_gardner9 glad you had the light mayo though #gottawatchthecalories

[Michael Moore @mickymoore1982]

@andytaylor8 @nicholls_sam @lewis_gardner9 @leighbell1 just beers at 12 for u then!

[Michael Moore @mickymoore1982]

@andytaylor8 @nicholls_sam @lewis_gardner9 @leighbell1 leaflet drop for the mini's, then beer!!!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

So many Jehovah's Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah's Evidence.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

How come when your wife is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say "congratulations" but no one rubs your balls and says, "good job."

[Michael Moore @mickymoore1982]

@nicholls_sam @lewis_gardner9 @leighbell1 @andytaylor8 club 10am then beers after...

[Michael Moore @mickymoore1982]

@benkearney3 you awake lad? Be at the club for 10....

[Michael Moore @mickymoore1982]

Friday is a prelude to Saturday which = #matchday #beer #thelads #rugby #goodtimes #griefoffthemrs

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

[Michael Moore @mickymoore1982]

@andytaylor8 @jackgair ha ha ha, sorry mate not been on twitter for ages- good times!!! :-)

[Michael Moore @mickymoore1982]

@roffy051083 no worries pal, defo the weather for it!! Enjoy

[Michael Moore @mickymoore1982]

@QueenCastlePub a fantastic afternoon, the food and service was excellent thank you :-)

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Maybe Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.

[Michael Moore @mickymoore1982]

Any one no how you change your password or get a reminder of it on here?! Doing my swede in now....

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

John 3:16. Matthew 3:17. Luke 3:18. It was a very close race.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

You drink too much, swear too much and your morals are questionable... You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend!

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Funniest Break Up Text Ever http://t.co/vb5HZG6mac

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

*Scrolling down your Facebook newsfeed thinking:*
"Don't care" "Whore" "Your life sucks" "Song lyrics" "Inside joke?" "Needs a therapist."

[Michael Moore @mickymoore1982]

@lewis_gardner9 I'll come with u guys soon only got the smith machine at my place- makes it quite rigid plus u have to twist to get it on/of

[Michael Moore @mickymoore1982]

@lewis_gardner9 sorted, thanks fella- and I did it right! :-)