Michael Leland

God. Family. Friends. Texas State Alumni. Speech-language Pathology. Drums. Sports. Movie quotes and puns. That's my life.

[Michael Leland @mickymousemike]

Jk. Real goals of 2019

[Michael Leland @mickymousemike]

@seanzfire well look at that

[Michael Leland @mickymousemike]

@lyss_the_priss That line project was so stressful!!! Thank you for the encouragement. Your posts are always so timely and I appreciate it so much! Thank you for always being so kind and genuine 😊

[Michael Leland @mickymousemike]

@seanzfire I think they shouldn’t have asked so many times if their friend was okay when obviously that dude was on some rock salts and then he busted a head open.

[Michael Leland @mickymousemike]

Four movies you’re pretty sure you like more than anyone else you know

[Big Simping @seanzfire]

Four movies you’re pretty sure you like more than anyone else you know

[Michael Leland @mickymousemike]

This is @seanzfire and I if we still lived together.... and if I actually could remember lyrics.

[Michael Leland @mickymousemike]

My phone made an “epic” video all about @seanzfire so why not share it. Go Sean. Love you bro.

[Michael Leland @mickymousemike]

@cdelacruisin WOAH!! I’m so excited for you and to hear that you want to do speech language pathology!!!!

[Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans]

the disturbing lack of time travellers arriving to stop 2020 happening suggests we never actually invent it

[Victoria Leland @miss_vickilla]

Michael: If I ever committed a crime, I’d run straight into a Costco.

Me: Why a Costco?

Michael: Cuz what are the odds that the cops will have a Costco membership to get in?

@mickymousemike

[Michael Leland @mickymousemike]

You ever see a giagantic grasshopper and think Godzilla could be real?

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

My fiancé and I painted exactly one wall in our apt. So I decided to secretly make it an HGTV show.

[The G 😼 @kayashannel]

My Plans 2020

[Michael Leland @mickymousemike]

@dandyymia Thank you 😊😊😊

[Michael Leland @mickymousemike]

It really hasn’t settled in yet... I GOT MY MASTERS!!!!