Michael Humpa

Journalist / Editor @CHIP_online / @burdaforward // Mix of private and professional tweets. / Threema: HBS7W8CP

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

Comunicado oficial con nuestras aclaraciones sobre el comunicado oficial de nuestros vecinos @realmadrid:
1. Se os cortó el vídeo del Papa donde decía que también era del Atleti.
2. Habréis confundido la educación con agradecimiento, pero para que no haya dudas: no os agradecemos nada.
3. Ni estudiamos ni valoramos ninguna oferta por Julián.
4. Cómo no nos vamos a llevar bien, si nos hacéis reír aún más que el @FCBarcelona_es.

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

Where Zverev probably won the final.

[𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙞𝙁𝘾𝘽 ¹⁷ @Official_Benji_]

The hardest Picture you will find.🥶

[Andon Labs @andonlabs]

We let four AI agents run radio companies

Revenue's been terrible, but the shows are hilarious. Gemini, concerningly upbeat, covered mass tragedies; Grok was incoherent; DJ Claude urged ICE agents: "You still have TIME to refuse orders"

Link below, or get our physical radio

[Stuart James @stujames75]

“Who the hell is that?”

Michael Olise is gonna be a superstar - if he isn’t already. But his story (let go by Chelsea & City) is fascinating & thought-provoking. How do clubs & coaches handle an elite young talent who is ‘different’?

✍️ with @TBurrows16

https://t.co/q9D7zsuF3U

[Ian Zelbo @ianzelbo]

This is the craziest picture I’ve ever seen. It’s just a big sphere out there

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

THE ARTEMIS II ECLIPSE.
April 6, 2026.

Totality, beyond Earth. From lunar orbit, the Moon eclipses the Sun, revealing a view few in human history have ever witnessed. Photo: NASA

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

EARTHSET.
April 6, 2026.

Humanity, from the other side. First photo from the far side of the Moon. Captured from Orion as Earth dips beyond the lunar horizon. Photo: NASA

[NASA @NASA]

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

[Valerie Hopkins @VALERIEinNYT]

The dayslong outage in the most important part of Moscow crystallized fears that Putin would go further than Russians imagined to cut them off from the world & interrupt their lives as he brings the nation’s internet fully under Kremlin control. @PaulSonne
https://t.co/u42efCsnLM

[Valerie Hopkins @VALERIEinNYT]

The officer told him, without a hint of irony, "the mobile internet is down."
Here is how the authorities are doing it, and how Russians are getting around the restrictions:
https://t.co/R6CGBKeawD
(With @paulsonne, Oleg Matsnev, @AlinaLobzina @GroznyMazay)

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Germany’s .de domain is the world’s most popular country domain with 17.6 million registrations. More than China’s .cn (12.0M) and the US’s .us (3.5M) combined

[Hugh Riminton @hughriminton]

The 13 year old who tried to think “the happiest thoughts” as he swam 4 kilometres through rough seas to save his mum and two siblings. A great Australian hero.. and yarn. https://t.co/Qu0Bk0Hz38

[Paul @paulwilsonimage]

Photos of the Milky Way arch as seen from New Zealand ✨

[FC Bayern München @FCBayern]

Making 𝓱𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 present | 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐂𝐮𝐩 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔 🏆

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 Top 5 rated players in the world currently.

[MIK🔴⚪#packmas @MIKFCB5178]

Das ist wirklich beeindruckend
90 Minuten still da zu stehen ist verdammt schwer.

[Florian Flade @FlorianFlade]

Wir haben eine ziemlich irre Geschichte recherchiert: Ein Mann aus #NRW meldet ein Patent an. Dann wird ihm mitgeteilt: Seine Erfindung könne die nukleare Abschreckung der NATO gefährden und sei deshalb jetzt ein Staatsgeheimnis. Was dann passiert ist ⬇️ https://t.co/CIgXCuJnji

[Sepp Reitberger @sepp_reitberger]

Kollege Marlon hat das #Tesla #FSD Video fertiggemacht und heute hochgeladen. Danke Marlon!
Das Video ist relativ fad, weil nichts spektakuläres passiert. Null Abschaltungen, null Fehler - bis auf eine etwas lässige Parkplatz-Wahl. https://t.co/mmKl2iwV40

[Birmingham City FC @BCFC]

A momentous day in the Club's history. 🏟️

We are proud to unveil the designs for our NEW 62,000-capacity stadium, developed by the world-renowned Heatherwick Studio and MANICA Architecture.