Lauren 𓂺 Ipsum

entrepreneur and self-proclaimed booktok gooner 🧍‍♂️

[Lauren 𓂺 Ipsum @micro_Wenis]

Pinned

[Lauren 𓂺 Ipsum @micro_Wenis]

Pinned

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Pissing the bed then getting up to go wash my hands

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

Sleeping on the couch tonight because I called her crockpot dinner ‘wifeslop’

[adachi chungus @qepmy3rd]

epstein did not crash out. the opps unalived his ahh

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

me leaving the wizard store with a defected invisibility cloak

[(��רכיון) רוי אנג'ל ✨ @Roiangel74]

לבקשת קונגלומרט המזון שטראוס גרופ בע"מ נאלצתי למחוק את הציוץ האחרון, בו טענתי לשווא שביום שלישי ה22/09/2024 שפכתי זרע לאחד ממכלי החלב במחלבות יטבתה, דבר שלא קרה.

אני, רועי אנג'ל, מעוניין לציין שחלב יטבתה הוא ראוי לשתייה ונטול זרע. ומביע התנצלותי בפני מנכ"ל החברה שי באב"ד.

סורי

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

This week’s Fortnite Friday has been indefinitely delayed due to unforeseen circumstances regarding our guest

[Rolpesokk @Rolpesokk]

Uh oh yall its looking kinda hazy

[Lauren 𓂺 Ipsum @micro_Wenis]

I got 2 speakers, they're the stereo type

[Venera 🪽 @geovenera]

people talk about dutch not being real but dude i cant wait until they see danish

[dawn @rundry]

may god murder my children. kill them today

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Please, Daddy was my father. Call me Son

[Nicky Smokes @nickysmokess]

My nephews found the cutest dog at the Dolphins game today

[Mantis @YoungMantis2]

2016 XXL Brainrot Cypher 🧠🎤

[travis👍 @higgzorz]

he wants it the ocky way!!!

[Ballington Knowledgeworth @homothugsoldier]

Friday nights are for RuneScape and heroin >>>

[Lauren 𓂺 Ipsum @micro_Wenis]

@PicturesFoIder I want this so i can all ways know where i am

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

if you see cctv footage of me kicking a turd out my pant leg in a kroger that's 100% chart gpt I would never do that

[Cian @CD1875_]

There’s no way he thinks we beat Slovakia by 7