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Galileo supporter

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Fuck I forgot my fossil fuels #pollution

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I hate you Baker Mayfield

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U are actually kidding

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They should make the Traitors politician version

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I was so down bad today that someone gave me a snickers and said, “You’re not you when you hungry”.

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If you’re a chemist don’t you dare talk to me for the next few days.
I know you guys do good things but I just rlly hate them rn

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Today was the worst day ever but I did have victory Monday going for me so it was kinda fun

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The Mets just beat the Phillies, I live at the beach, and someone just casually dropped in conversation, “the Panthers are good”.

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The biggest lesson women learn in their early 20s is how to become a man

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The meteor shower taught me all about the speed of light and sound

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They always said I couldn’t play Polish frisbee on the Intracoastal waterway #haters #provingthemwrong

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Idk how to choose which fur coat to bring to the beach

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First amendment auditor

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I wish Donald Trump became a muppet instead of the President

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Lost my pants last night :/

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The universe wants me to black out tonight

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Taking the scenic route home (Independence Blvd)

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Tonight’s dinner is Michelob Ultra and 4 chicken nuggets

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Just dropped the hardest line in rummy

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Hate Zach, defend Kenzie

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If I’m having cake, I kinda want to eat it too #unpopularopinion