Uncle Fester

Nepotism beneficiary. Multiple memberships. Hilton Honors Diamond status. Proud hundredaire.

[toxic king @toxicking]

I think ugly bitches get pregnant just to prove they be having sex

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

“And every four years when the World Cup comes around, we will say that we’d dominate if we had a stronger youth program.”

“And will we develop a stronger youth program?”

“We will not.”

[Steve Sailer @Steve_Sailer]

11 minutes of Secret Time is left.

And then in 11 minutes, we'll find out how much Double Secret Time is left.

[Zach Barnett @zach_barnett]

England just went to Death Valley at night and beat LSU in a Playoff game.

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

All of these Phil Mickelson accusations further prove why Tiger is the GOAT. Better on the course and ZERO off-course issues, just a clean record 💯

[Spieth’s “inner” Dialogue @SpazzyMind]

Legitimately no better combo

[Joseph LaMagna @JosephLaMagna]

Found it last night

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

5:30am text

[Paolo Uggetti @PaoloUggetti]

“Open some grape”

[Shane Bacon @shanebacon]

All I can think is how low Blockie would have gone today in these conditions.

[Used Golf FACTS @UsedGolfFacts]

Michael Block has been penalized 2 strokes for arriving too early to his tee time and attempting to perform magic tricks for the gallery.

[Jeremiah Smith @JJwiththeshifts]

I miss my ex's hardware but not her software

[Cole Jaczko @colejaczko]

Why is this text from the hotel butler in Mexico the funniest thing ever

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me: This movie is garbage.
Boss: Again, this is a Zoom meeting.

[NEET @neetrockstar]

You’re not ugly bro you’re just niche faps

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Look, was LIV Golf successful? No.

Did it bolster the reputations of everybody involved? Also, no.

But was it fun? Once again, no.

[Joshua Lisec, The Ghostwriter @JoshuaLisec]

This is so diabolical I love it

[hoosier hater🥇🌹🍑 🏆(16-0) @hoosier_hater]

Why do they keep showing Rory’s country club I do not care at all