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In between daydreams

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I don't want fulfilment at work, I want to be entertained by work. Seems unrealistic.

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I've picked up this bad habit where I eat several protein bars like dessert after a meal. I dunno who is feeling the protein of these things but I'm not!

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So it turns out that I need to be babysat to watch a movie, or pretty much any TV show.

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I'm so glad you chose me as the safe space to disappoint someone

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Some days I feel like I peaked with the Nintendo64.

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I'll tell you what I don't wanna do right now? Anything!

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I just wanna know if it's someone else's crazy, or if it's your crazy.

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Me to a colleague discussing who's inbox is worse: "It's probably not the competition either of us wants to win"

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Oh no... I'm writing Fan Fiction at work. Send help...

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My friend sent me a photo of an old silver MX-5 (Miata) convertible he saw in the street, and without thinking I replied: "Why are the best things in life, car?"

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When I was a kid, I used to want to learn about everything. As an adult, I believe ignorance is bliss.

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I've gone mad with power, but mad with brown

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I want to be so brown that it shows through my work shirt when we're in the office

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I'll spare you the trials and tribulations of my ever fluctuating mental health

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To myself in the mirror shortly before going for a run:
"...'s my name, body dysmorphia's my game"

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I don't think either of us need to be reminded that time is in fact, passing

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My internal monologue to myself: What do you think?
Me: I don't want to (think)

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It's the motherland thing - I think I got that from my mother.

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I know these people should know what they pretend not to know.

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@trixiemattel @katya_zamo

Because you lovely ladies love Kath & Kim, see this video of them performing at the 2004 AFL Grand Final

https://t.co/WJdVbPyd9H