Michael

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

Some get lost in the sauce, I get caught up in the curds

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

Bars

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

I spilled coffee on myself. I heard it stunts your growth, I sure hope not.

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

I spilled coffee on myself. I heard it stunts your growth, I sure hope not.

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

All the best NBA highlights I see, have the Cavs on the receiving end. Hurts a little bit

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

@KOT4Q And we back

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

@MrBeastYT Imagine being the 5th to last guy 😂😂

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

Moon's a planet right? #gigity

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

Jordan to waitress: Do you guys have pepsi products?

Waitress: Yes we do

Jordan: Uuhh I'll take a coke

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

No one:

Jordan:I didn't ask

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

Whens 2k gonna do the update with no fans? #rona

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

@erikmiller131 This didn't go well

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

@erikmiller131 Nothing

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

Beautiful Spring morning we're having this Winter

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

No law when you're eating slaw

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

This rain is really killing the crispy leaf vibe #notlit

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

@w_terrence Cedar rapids

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

The most adult thing I've done since graduation is hurting my ankle at our company softball game 💯

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

Ok. I just look up smartwatches on a computer at work, and then I get an ad on Instagram for the same watch. Coincidence?

[Michael @microphoneyoder]

@GenaroG23 :Yo I just found this great new Spanish song

Me:¿Despacito?