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You can't get me out of your organs & your girl can't get me out of her mind. 8WSLFmX1mrdsWMrZ57VxZc3cVr6FRAaeq7i8qxLmpump

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Raphael Claus is a proud card-carrying member of my community #exposed

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@Alonso_GD Your mom was wrong about my circumference

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You literally created a handle including @elonmusk in it. The "logic" you used now tells us we all why you did that too...

Worried that Elon wouldn't understand the sexual advances you've been making, you left us a roadmap of how to interpret such a handle.

Truly micropenis energy

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@JayJurden To put it simply -- you're just not funny

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@IfindRetards @BarackObama Global warming is at the front of mind for me tbh.

If I can't blame it on cold weather...

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@dillondanis If you like this you're publicly admitting I have a bigger dick than you

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@IfindRetards I'd know that haircut anywhere

He's a card carrying member of the community, we've been trying to locate him

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@virtualbacon Pen15 pump

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@harryjsisson @jakepaul I'd comment, but the twitter handle would have everyone falsely assuming this is Harry's burner account, so I'll sit this one out

HOWEVER, Harry has no right asking how people's jaws are.

With a haircut like his, you know Harry's jaw be sore as a MF all the time

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I never believed in cancel culture until I listened to @JoshPateCFB and his dogshit takes on Notre Dame and Alabama the last two months. & I never thought I'd favor DEI for literally anything - but if it means getting this bald white dude outta here, then let's ride #eSECpn #cuck

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@GovTimWalz Bruh stfu

You're a small fake bitch

We got one thing in common tho

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@KevOnStage First black man with a micro penis to ever publicly come clean

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@Fight_On_usc6 Yeah, it's the aura farming, not the fact that you all haven't won shit in fuck ever

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@NickJFuentes @piersmorgan @PiersUncensored Currently ashamed that Piers is a card-carrying member of our community.
We tried to block any direct applications of his, but his wife filled out his application and an intern processed it

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@HeyPeteWilliams All we need is one statement on literally any topic, followed by a bio pic that looks like yours.

It's so easy to spot liberal cucks in today's world. Dude definitely has a small bulge than me.

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@stoolpresidente Spends the entire last week trashing ND, now has to come to defense of a school that knew about this shit for almost a full week before having their hand forced. You're a clown

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@TedPillows THIS DICK ALL OVER IT

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@JudeHilliard @MichaelWBratton The only lame thing here is your wife's sex drive when she reads your Twitter bio. Strongest tiny-dick energy I've seen all day

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@MichaelWBratton I might actually have a bigger dick than you

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@elonmusk I'm always telling my constituents:
She doesn't have to feel it for it to work