ryan bs

28 | NY | they/them

[ryan bs @microsoftworm03]

Doctor: “You have 5 days to live”
Me: “Thank you 5”

[ryan bs @microsoftworm03]

@skymutsuko wow so true I’m always saying this

[alejandro ⁉️ is BACK @futileflorae]

gay person: I'm gay

autistic person: I'm autistic

that gay and autistic friend you try to ignore: so each episode is one hour of the shift

[Toast @UnemployedToast]

how I slept after hearing Robby lovingly say "he's 𝘰𝘶𝘳 huckleberry"

[ann @allonsyie]

she has no idea she's being hit on, she just loves boba #ThePitt

[ryan bs @microsoftworm03]

@lucydykus @dvd__menu Because that’s as far as they were educated

[Jorgemosa 💋 @Jorgeous_1]

Fuck This Turkey Makes Me Want To Vogue. Should I ?

[ryan bs @microsoftworm03]

@spoonfulsofbway right BEFORE the I love you song it was shocking

[ryan bs @microsoftworm03]

hi twitter dot com it’s been a while what have I missed

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Hayley Williams confirms the rumors that she is two apples tall in a new photo! 🍎🍎

[ryan bs @microsoftworm03]

@dvd__menu I’ll be at the bottom of the rock if you need me

[Le Jazz Thot @NottBenry]

The reason Kimberly Akimbo won Best Musical it because it did something no musical had ever done before- it made me care about the dad’s song

[ryan bs @microsoftworm03]

i love that the gilded age has turned into the pitt

[ryan bs @microsoftworm03]

julian fellows I will never forgive you you will pay for this!

[sky @skymutsuko]

You Would Not Believe Your Eyes If One Single Firefly Lit Up The Bar At My Surprise Birthday Party

[ryan bs @microsoftworm03]

@dvd__menu I’ll hold a gun and knife party

[ryan bs @microsoftworm03]

@abbyleekilla I’ll make stonewall look like a kids parade

[*Faggot Noises* @ava_no1]

RECTANGLE GIRLS OF THE WORLD!!!

[ryan bs @microsoftworm03]

zohraddy at my place of work and I’m not there kill me

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

About to join @jrpsaki live on @MSNBC.

[ryan bs @microsoftworm03]

@SAMGREIS No she’s probably in isr**l because she feels water there! 😂

[ryan bs @microsoftworm03]

This makes me want to go even less than I did before.

[mary @elaine_stritch]

I can’t take this on right now