Aniseed_Vodka

Roman Roy from Succession apologiser |
I don't think so I am not | Non Performing Asset |
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[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

my mom started volunteering with autistic children and annoyed one nonverbal student so bad that he literally spoke for the very first time in his life to tell her to shut up

[William Guppy @w_guppy]

You can drink nothing and be mediocre, or you can drink heavily and be "a potentially brilliant mind ruined by alcohol".

[KBS Sidhu, ex-IAS 🇮🇳 @kbssidhu1961]

What do you do after conquering the universe?

Return home.

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

mayor of New York City and director of s.h.i.e.l.d. are the only two jobs that exist in the marvel universe

[matheus schwarz @schwarztwt]

sexualizaram tanto a palavra papai que quando eu tiver filhos eles vão ter que me chamar de sensei

[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ | petal @portofino_view]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[Aniseed_Vodka @microwave_chip]

Band karo yeh "press and hold image to see magic" 🙏🔫

[pillie eilish @altusazula]

bhai ye fast-track court mein sonata pehen ke jaa sakte hai kya

[nazm @nazmnerd]

every time i see police now, my brain goes like "aa gaye hain aapke mohalle mein apki gali mein chain lagane wale"

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

The one time Matt Damon made it home

[yash @stfujaadu]

economy so bad even dharmendra pradhan isn’t resigning without another job in hand

[beedu @dhoommachale001]

dharmendra pradhan ka resignation letter telegram pe leak hoga kya 😍😍😍😍😍😍

[Judge Sundar Lal Tripathi @mama_mathre]

Lord Anant. Circa 2020.

[gnarly xcx @gnarlybaejepsen]

She doesn’t even break stride what an icon.

[Dimitar Berbatov Updates @traceydenim]

Retired terrorist reacts to current terrorist

[Mandrake ꥟ @tengridyeus]

You can actually decide to just course-correct and fix your horribly fucked up life even in your later years, even when you’re old, even when you’re 23.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Oppenheimer (2023) dir. Christopher Nolan

[lia @lesyeuxdellia]

fui assistir a odisseia e a participação da zendaya é assim o filme todo