Judah

[Judah @microwavedanger]

Girlbossed too close to the sun and now I have to have an automatic away message when I go on vacation

[Judah @microwavedanger]

@emma23nicole It really happened but nail Armstrong forgot the camera

[Judah @microwavedanger]

Every few years or so I’ll write the extra line through the middle of the number 7 just to change things up

[Judah @microwavedanger]

How do professional wrestlers decide who is the man and who is the woman?

[Xeo ¯³ @xe0_xeo]

Gabriel Levesque

[Judah @microwavedanger]

Do we have to come into work during the Purge?

[Judah @microwavedanger]

OJ Simpson.

[Judah @microwavedanger]

OJ’s new book “(If) I Died” met with mixed reviews #oj

[Judah @microwavedanger]

Having a real “come for Jesus” moment lol

[Judah @microwavedanger]

I had an iced coffee and shortly will be putting together two new lamps. Feeling like I’m bi-winning today!

[Judah @microwavedanger]

I guess, if you really think about it.

[Judah @microwavedanger]

The name “Gwen” is the name “Glen” in baby speech?

[Big Boss @LordBalvin]

While Pro-Israel and Zionist propaganda commercials are being aired during the Super Bowl, they are actively unleashing hell on innocent people in Rafah. The genocide is still happening and the timing on this is no coincidence. The world is run on evil. Free Palestine man.

[Judah @microwavedanger]

@emma23nicole Not sure

[Judah @microwavedanger]

Are you team Ed or team Jake?

[el duderino🇵🇸 @Gearboxstuff]

strong contender for the hardest twin peaks edit of all time

[Judah @microwavedanger]

Ready to feel old? Nathan Kress just turned 18,000 years old. Let that sink in.

[Judah @microwavedanger]

I went to @Labcorp and they told me I’m “giving blood”.

Honestly WHO let Generation Z into the workforce… 🤨😭😐

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

it's finally time

[Ioneenknoyo @DubJ]

he got that shit ON