dishwasher

were you silent or were you silenced ?

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

weird to receive "i love you, mwah" texts from my bf's father's phone but at least hes doing the bare minimum and informing me that he still loves me even if his phone is dead

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

found ranbir kapoor doing aegyo shit in the middle of the dmart pen section

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

girl why weren't you at the met gala @UrvashiRautela

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

so apparently there's an f1 track in my building...

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

the way im so stingy with my money i just know my dad was aware i was stealing notes from his pocket and he just never called me out 😭

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

no matter where you go you'll have an indian bothered by the word bucks

[Arpit @inkedbyarpit]

@badumtsso Kyuki tum rupees ko bucks bolte ho angrezi ke chodo

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

@Currydashian 💔

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

my ex had a secret twt account where he used to dm minors and flirt with girls WHILE we were in a full blown relationship 😭

[s☆ @chandlerbingzs]

BRO MY EX HAD A HIDDEN TWITTER ACC TO READ WHAT I TWEET😭😭😭

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

that one oomf who tries his hardest to culturally diversify his top 5 wrapped artists every year

[✨ @magdalenepop]

hate these videos where there are two gorgeous girls in frame and the gay boy decides to step out in front MOVE

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

@mlqsbad stop camping loser 😭

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

hey so lets get a kali maa fit check rq

[Shubhadip Majumdar @ShubhadipMajum9]

@Straightspeak @VigilntHindutva Because Maa doesn't roam around in skimpy clothes and doesn't perform kissing Lord Shiva in front of anyone.

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

really wanna know what kinda entitlement these losers grew up with to think that they could comment on just anyone like that… weirddddd behaviour

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

oh so men only like women if they're trying to sell their bodies for money

[Kreately.in @KreatelyMedia]

If this is IIT, then we are done!

😳

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

oh @coronabhadwa u will always be famous

[SIR MOH @Moh_thanni]

Putting your babe as your header on twitter. A lost art.

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

thanks to him ♥️ or else i would've had such a boring day at work...

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

damn there really is a Charlie Kirk quote for every aspect of this story huh

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

never met anyone that's actually found a job thru linkedin

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

girl who has a questionable amount of lip product in her purse

[dishwasher @microwavedmaggi]

@__why_god_why__ so kind of u king