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[andrew @microwavedrice]

a big fuck you to whoever designed the @IKEAUSA docksta table yall suck

[andrew @microwavedrice]

pushin 🅿️oo

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Yeah I like dune. Dune your mom lol

[sean #ExtendBoNix @Haurmeya]

say your prayers weezer

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

👀

[andrew @microwavedrice]

@cindohahahaha nah

[bianca lee @bicanalee]

my baby opinion column at @dailycal has come to a close this semester!! 🥂

[Trader Joe @JosephEllis408]

Summer 2021:

“YO SO DID YOU GET PFIZER OR MODERNA?”

[ret @rad_milk]

@AmericanAir haven't boarded the flight yet. i'll let you know how it goes once i pop my shirt off

[jose @hoesayb_]

don’t you ever leave us like that again

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin bout but we ain’t got it lol”

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

every friend group has the “pickle friend” that’s the friend u give your pickle to

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

We have cilantro-lime cauliflower rice now.

[Chen Weihua （陈卫华） @chenweihua]

@Nigel_Farage Wear a mask and stop talking shit.

[Chen Weihua （陈卫华） @chenweihua]

@MarshaBlackburn Bitch

[andrew @microwavedrice]

@cindohahahaha @Apple can we pwease have no connectivity issues by default when listening with airpods >w<

[andrew @microwavedrice]

@avinashj_ my personal favorite is comic sans