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Tee (or Pinkie) 🦖 they/them 💖 Youth Librarian 📚 ADHD 🤪 25 💀 ~ 🌞♏ 🌕♍ ↗️♈

[Tee @microwavedtee]

@waywardesign Im over here typing emails like "frankly its ridiculous that you don't have The Living Tombstone in your catalog" shshzjxjxjx

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

There are so many lines from #Barbie I’m still thinking about but one of the best and most brutally specific has to be when they said Depression Barbie was watching the BBC Pride and Prejudice on repeat because why did they have to cut THAT deep

[Tee @microwavedtee]

@waywardesign Im a fan of the silver cable noodle arms variety

[way 💖🪲 @waywardesign]

L & his bimbos 💋
#DEATHNOTE

[Tee @microwavedtee]

@waywardesign Me seeing this tweet and anxiously awaiting to go home and check my mail

[Tee @microwavedtee]

@selfoes Well was it funny

[Tee @microwavedtee]

@BuffaloBills @HamlinIsland Was a ze 2³³3333 3A@×3sawwE

[Tee @microwavedtee]

@selfoes HENLO 💖

[Tee @microwavedtee]

@seraphing Idk if they have bobs discount furniture near you but I got my couch from there. It's not gorgeous but it's not ugly either, very comfy. I think it was $1200 w no interest for 6 months

[Tee @microwavedtee]

The comments hype them up so much too like "wow yeah it's like a golden hazel that's so interesting!" LADIES, BROWN EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL PLEASE STOP LYING

[Tee @microwavedtee]

Moms in Facebook groups CANNOT accept it when their kis has brown eyes 💀 in the mom group "like oh their eye color is so unique I've never seen it before! What would you call this color?" Like girl your son's eyes are brown, he's not a YA protagonist

[Travis McElroy (Self Parody) @travismcelroy]

ADHD+Optimism= “This whiteboard/planner/calendar/system is going to fix everything!”

[Tee @microwavedtee]

@selfoes

[Tee @microwavedtee]

@selfoes Did you book another tattoo appointment or something?

[Greenline (Commission Open) @PonyrailArtist]

This is the day where u can retweet this

[Tee @microwavedtee]

Not to be a sad sack on my first tweet in ages but I wish I could hug my preteen self today. Poor little idiot didn't deserve that shit.

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

I'm not saying chiropractors should be illegal, I'm just saying they should have to have cigarette style warning labels in big print on their waiting room walls saying "The guy who invented this says he learned it from a ghost."

[Tee @microwavedtee]

*Hobbes 🙄

[Tee @microwavedtee]

Queen died, Disenchanted trailer, Michael Honbes coming back to YWA, and now THERES GONNA BE A NATIONAL TREASURE TV SHOW???? I changed my mind, God is real and I believe in Her