So it's almost my birthday and all the bars are closed. Someone tell me how to make something besides vodka and strawberry lemonade or sprite and UV Blue. I'm trying to drink like an adult now 🥂
I was at work trying to clarify what somebody was asking me and this girl APOLOGIZED for her thick accent!! Like no girl, I'm sorry! I'm sorry you feel the need to apologize for the way you talk!
Why did it take a Global Pandemic for this to happen?
If insulin was always $35/vial, people wouldn’t be dying because they can’t afford it or have to cut their needed dose in half or to 0. INSULIN SHOULD ALWAYS BE AFFORDABLE, no matter if they have health insurance or not.
when ur pIaying "cards against humanity" and u think ur card is hilarious and then the person reads it out loud and not a single person Iaughs, yeah that shit hurts
Had a patient's family member say, "You have big arms, are you a country girl? I grew up on a farm, so I can pick 'em out"...okay, yes I am, but I've gained weight since high school. Thanks for pointing out the fact I'm chubby now 🙃
Did y'all think about how many potentially sick people you were exposed to while panic buying all the soap and toilet paper?? Or about the other people who actually needed it??
Last year, we shared a photo of patient Sparrow with her baby doll. This year, she’s traded her toy in for cuddles with her new baby brother! Sparrow is still in treatment for infant acute lymphoblastic leukemia but is doing great.
So if I pay, I can have test results within 48 hours...but if I don't, it could take up to 6 weeks...for a test that calculates scores AS YOU'RE TAKING IT...the nursing school shit doesn't end after graduation😤🙃
I got baby fever, so Myranda and I are talking about future baby names. Myranda asked Aaron what he wanted to name his future kids. His response: "Probably whatever my wife wants"...this kid is going places😂😂
If there's one thing I've learned as an aide, it's that you don't mess with an old lady's Kleenex. Today I watched a lady try to stuff a whole box in her pants so nobody else would take them😂
Child: Actress
Preteen: Veterinarian
Teen: Veterinarian of my own clinic
Now: about to graduate nursing school!
Idk why I picked people instead of animals 🤷♀️
Child: Astronaut
Preteen: Lawyer
Teen: Something in Business
Now: an international business student minoring in HR and Accounting and also speaks 3 languages