Micaela Teps

I like my dogs hot and my cuts cold

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Will my insurance pay for my IUD to be diamond studded?

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I have come out of my twitter hibernation to say one thing: Spas should take afterpay.

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@fake_jaris Thyme in all soups and broths. Thyme and lemon marinated chicken. Thyme is also a key ingredient in Cajun spice so you could make a bunch of jambalaya

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Grimes after breaking up with Elon Musk

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I would be more shocked to find out @chrisdelia wasn't a predator...

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@ConnMan520 Hell yes

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@ConnMan520 @IamTheDangerKid @LWMaine No no no I said no mayo mustard...maybe ketchup drizzle on top

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@AdamGFerguson @ConnMan520 @jakeregier @SKMcGrath @TheSamIke @CluckTrent Cheers

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@ConnMan520 @AdamGFerguson @jakeregier @SKMcGrath @TheSamIke @CluckTrent Frasier
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@ConnMan520 @AdamGFerguson @jakeregier @SKMcGrath @TheSamIke @CluckTrent Favorite TV shows?

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U better believe I'm not going to an open mic until this corona situation is under control

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It’s very clear that the oscars are becoming the grammy’s

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Hustlers was ROBBED god damn it.

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Can’t wait 4 @elonmusk to cryogenically freeze himself.

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@ConnMan520 Ug I know it would be great

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I think I’ve been attracted to @jackblack since my glands started producing pheromones.

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@joeythecomposer Like actually. The latitudinal mark for where many vines stop growing up on trees is in like central Massachusetts. #botanybaby

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@fake_jaris FUCK

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@a_youngpilgrim At first I liked this with teacher account...whoops