Michael Kowalski

It's barely worth tweeting something your younger self would understand. Pro-woke, wannabe SJW

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

Wish I got to ask Sunak a question at one of these things. Mine would be: “It feels like everything in the country is broken but you just keep wanging on about tax cuts. Is that because you don’t know how to fix anything so thought you’d bung us a bribe instead?”

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

"why is that parties make promises but when they get in nothing happens". Ooh, I know the answer to this one! It's because the public are idiots who want magical promises

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

Old enough to remember shy tories

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

I feel seen https://t.co/vbgh6quqSJ

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

A good day

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

Who screwed up the @guardian app with this pointless, dopey redesign?

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

@pressfuturist It’s not you buddy

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

Oh Kier. You can’t sell hope when you look sad

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

2FA is the wrong solution

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

@ArInsider What a horrific vision

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

I think OpenAI are trying to demonstrate that we need artificial intelligence because the human variety isn’t working too well

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

The truly bizarre thing about all this Rwanda nonsense is that it very obviously won’t stop a single boat 🤷‍♂️

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

Poor old Gove, eh.
Though making an enemy of him doesn’t usually go well…

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

I can hear the sound of evaporating moats

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

Cuts deep https://t.co/d7ofZJI19n

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

Pothole hotline is the new traffic cone hotline

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

The only AI product I want is a watering can that can tell how much water each plant needs

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

I bet nobody goes to jail for this shit https://t.co/GvfLHA7uUO

[Michael Kowalski @micycle]

Wondering if a flea circus has flea clowns

[Rafal P. @[email protected] @rafalpast]

Making toys is fun