Dear Sophie Cunningham,
You absolute chaotic saint, thank you. While the rest of the WNBA was busy doing boring things like dribbling and scoring, you ascended Mount Petty and delivered the single greatest athletic achievement of the 21st century: the 22-second Point Heard ‘Round the World. DeWanna rolled up with big emotions; you just hit her with the slow, unblinking finger of doom like a disappointed Victorian ghost who’d had enough of everyone’s nonsense. No words. No touching. Just pure, concentrated shade channeled through one perfectly extended index finger.
I haven’t been this proud since the invention of sarcasm itself. And now, right on schedule, I’m on the edge of my seat waiting for the left to have a full meltdown. Any second now some blue-check PhD in Grievance Studies will publish the groundbreaking essay “The Racialized Finger: How Sophie Cunningham’s Point Perpetuates White Supremacy in Women’s Sports.” They’ll claim your gesture was a “microaggression with macro consequences,” demand sensitivity training for all index fingers, and probably launch a https://t.co/hORTWK17xl petition to ban pointing unless it’s been pre-approved by a DEI consultant and performed only in the approved “non-threatening” direction. “This isn’t just a point,” they’ll sob on MSNBC, “this is violence. This is erasure. This finger is literally the new burning cross.” Bonus points if they somehow tie it to climate change or student loan debt.
You turned a basketball game into performance art so powerful it broke the internet, launched a thousand memes, and made grown adults point at each other in grocery stores like it’s the new national greeting. The arena laughed until they cried. Your teammates looked like they wanted to give you a standing ovation. And somewhere right now a group of very serious people are writing strongly worded letters about how your finger is problematic, triggering, and needs to be canceled immediately for the good of democracy. Never change, Sophie. Keep wielding that lethal weapon of silent judgment. Keep protecting your squad with the world’s most elegant non-contact foul. And when the inevitable congressional hearing on “Toxic Pointing” begins, just walk in, look every senator dead in the eye, and give them the treatment they so richly deserve. We’re all out here practicing in the mirror like idiots, rewatching the clip on loop, and loving every glorious second of the mayhem you unleashed. This point didn’t just go viral, it went legendary. With breathless, slightly unhinged admiration and oceans of affectionate sarcasm.
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@RealJamesWoods Sure hope so. She was caught red handed messing with the election results in her county in 2020, yet she kept her congressional seat. She's always been a crook.
They've denied entry into our military just for having flat feet! It's not an automatic acceptance. They're looking for the perfect soldier to protect and defend in the field. If you're on refrigerated medications to suppress your hormones, how will that factor into Frontline abilities to fight? Everyone knows estrogen and testosterone will affect mood, aggression, & mental stability. No soldier wants to worry about the stability of the guy/gal next to him who supposedly has his back.
Watching this is scary. I've never listened in person to someone who truly is mentally ill and delusional as they speak their own reality. I'm not a Trump-loving fanatical but it's common sense to see that his policies are working and bringing America back to a sovereign, wealthy country. You sound brainwashed & crazy.
@Broadway1972@GeneralMCNews Watch the YouTube "Climate:the Movie" video. Full of whistleblowers and scientists that admit lying to manipulate their continued grants & climate funding. It's a giant scam! Trillions of dollars already spent and still no "change." Follow the money!
@JohnStephe47344@GeneralMCNews Oh it's not grim economic news that's coming; quite the opposite. This is about the children. Indictments are being unsealed, investigations underway & many BIG players will finally be facing justice. WWG1WGA🇺🇸
@GeneralMCNews No more political donations from PP. Any agency that gives our tax dollars to politicians obviously doesn't need our money that badly in the first place.
@GeneralMCNews The deep state swamp knows their veil is being lifted. Trump's admin is uncovering waste, fraud, espionage, treason & crimes against humanity. The news of Biden's cancer diagnosis was calculated to distract us from all these new revelations & bombshells.
@TheBCPpodcast@ianmiles USA could follow Israel & have our troubled young people serve 2 years in military simultaneously with high school. They'd learn discipline, respect, honor & a trade so they could get a job instead of joining a gang.