Brandon Johnson

There are no molds to me You'll look & imitate but realize I'm a fluke a folly an experiment went right.#CAU

[Brandon Johnson @midastouchb]

The flame 🔥, not the runner up

[Brandon Johnson @midastouchb]

I think I’m the only person who doesn’t watch love island 🏝️

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

I just told someone no and didn't give a reason why

[Neet @neet_sol]

"Walk me through your resume"

Yeah so basically I did what it says on the paper in front of you

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

How would I know they showed up 2 hours late?

[𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙞 🪼 @Mythicalblue_]

I would’ve opened the emergency exit

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

You eat one of these and you can breathe ice for an hour

[BIG JADA🍒 @JADAlynnn5]

Neverrrrrrrrrrr everrrrrrr ignore that feeling that tells you to pray. You have the power to save yourself from a lot of things.

[Brandon Johnson @midastouchb]

@MMalagies Amen

[Brandon Johnson @midastouchb]

@iAMKINGBEECH All things go

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

black people hate saying their name at the door 😂

“who is it”
“it’s me nigga” 😂

[Skin Care Bully @SkinCareBully]

That’s because she was also a hater. She just happened to also be right about him.

[Brandon Johnson @midastouchb]

When @OSCEEzY speaks she speaks 🗣️

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

it really did…😔

[Brandon Johnson @midastouchb]

Okay so who ACTUALLY got the McNugget cavier

[Brandon Johnson @midastouchb]

@McDonalds did you only give out only 5 because this is crazy

[Brandon Johnson @midastouchb]

@OSCEEzY ❤️

[£MINAJ🇯🇲🇺🇲 @DetroitEminaj]

She checked him so quick

[Brandon Johnson @midastouchb]

Social media has been boring today

[kee @keedabratt_]

Him: "Let's keep things private"

My bio: "keeping things private with Traydon”

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Neither is working 40 hours a week so hey