jeff sandwich

26. inventor of searching "sneezed" by recent and replying "bless you." #1 iriafen fan. #dcsecession. #pwhldc. "we are all coworkers in the job of life." 🇵🇸

[jeff sandwich @midatantics]

what race are they. what ethnicity are the dolphins. i need to know so i can be weird about it

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The dolphins that were in ‘THE ODYSSEY’ just happened to appear on accident & were filmed anyway.

[jeff sandwich @midatantics]

kimberly powell this must be so hard for you. please reach out. i'm a great listener

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Jensen Huang's second alleged mistress revealed to be Kimberly Powell, Nvidia's vice president of health care.

[jeff sandwich @midatantics]

@other_st_nick sandwich is a state of mind

[Great Khan of the Gulf Coast @centristlol]

Finding out that FanDuel spends as much money lobbying as AIPAC is a tactical truth nuke

[jeff sandwich @midatantics]

you're eating it wrong. the bacon egg and cheese are the vessel for the bagel

[SLOTUS @Liston617]

Hot take: bagels are the worst Bacon egg and cheese vessel

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

why don't you come back to my place i'll make you some rinsed grapes on a paper towel

[Wreck It @Wreck_It_15]

Don't worry he is still chill with Nancy

[jeff sandwich @midatantics]

grab the day by the bread

[jeff sandwich @midatantics]

i'm always saying the sandwich is a metaphor for seizing the day

[His Nibs, Yungmun @Gnihcres]

Tomorrow becomes today and I couldn’t care less about a sandwich. The moral of the story is to act purely on impulse because the future is not real.

[zombAe @zombAewAlk]

good pussy is apparently worth $355 billion dollars

[jeff sandwich @midatantics]

one of my favorite things about being on hockey twitter with the girls is y'all understand that sports are soap

[dylan strome’s manager @stromezinis]

ohhhh that hit had lore behind it

[dylan strome’s manager @stromezinis]

ohhhh that hit had lore behind it

[brianna @bkoerth]

it always leads back to the Brewers…

[Norami Yuuki @NoramiYuuki]

ya'll it finally happened. after multiple failed attempts

someone finally accepted my commission for a triangle

I couldn't have been happier with the results. 10/10

[Pintmonster @pintmonster69]

This was literally the first question I had when I saw this. Thanks dude

[jeff sandwich @midatantics]

@yesnosuremaybe sorry to not participate but i am monogamous to my long-distance nothing-will-ever-happen oomftuationship

[jeff sandwich @midatantics]

being right all the time is so much fun. been hating on detroit for years and then they get the lamest pwhl team. been a laila edwards stan for years and san jose gets the best team name

[jeff sandwich @midatantics]

democrats forgot a long time ago where power comes from. if you are liked in your district, none of this shit matters. and standing up to jeffries and fighting for real meaningful change is the shit that gets you liked

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Incoming Rep. Don Leonard says top House Democrats have threatened to “make [his] life a living hell” and cost him re-election if he continues attaching conditions to his support for Hakeem Jeffries for speaker.

His conditions: 1) a vote on an amendment to end Citizens United and 2) “end U.S. support for the war in Iran and the country, Israel, that led us into it.”

He says Jeffries is refusing to meet with him and the threats are like something “out of a movie.”

[jeff sandwich @midatantics]

i like our system where it's one guy and his harem pokin at mouths and you can't do it unless your employer really likes you

[rust belt roadtrip @gmoult]

we talk a lot about healthcare, but dentistry also needs a martin luther level reform immediately

[jeff sandwich @midatantics]

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