Kyle Koozma

UM Sigma Nu Vice President '99 | 1997 Mudbowl Runner-Up | Stallions 2028

[Kyle Koozma @middkhrisleton]

@LTH_Talks @analyst4sports_ Oops, you're both idiots and going 6-6

[miles (mpp) 🌹 @goldmanbear]

And they ain't even good at that

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

This tariffs thing is like if a whole tribe of high-follower accounts on Twitter were forced to defend the Luka trade.

[Kyle Koozma @middkhrisleton]

@stephenasmith @ChrisCuomo @BillOReilly @NewsNation Gonna have a watch party for this

[Kyle Koozma @middkhrisleton]

@stephenasmith @ochocinco Real roller coaster here

[Kyle Koozma @middkhrisleton]

If Khris "GOAT" Middleton gets traded for "Kyle Kuzma" I'm ending it all

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

bet this would go so hard if i was an idiot

[Jack @YelichWasRobbed]

“I’m Donald J Trump, and I approve this message” while my team is down 21 at home

[Arthur Delaney 🇺🇸 @ArthurDelaneyHP]

Here's a screenshot of the first CBSNews post about Trump's no-tax-on-tips proposal.

Sophisticated readers know the second one screenshotted below is about the @BudgetHawks analysis that came later

[Kyle Koozma @middkhrisleton]

If you buy a fast pass at an amusement park, just know we all hate you.

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

Telling my kids LeBron was the president

[Kyle Koozma @middkhrisleton]

Snoop Dogg verse on California Gurls hitting rn

[Ivy League @IvyLeague]

PUMPED UP.

@PennBaseball leads 7-2 heading into the bottom of the sixth. 🌿⚾️

[Kyle Koozma @middkhrisleton]

Shitting in the public bathroom with one stall and having someone turn the door handle makes me more anxious than anything else #yesimshittingrn

[Kyle Koozma @middkhrisleton]

Who saw sushi and said damn just needs some cream cheese #wtf #itsnotabagel

[Aaron Hernandez @AaronHernandez]

AARON HERNANDEZ INNOCENT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kyle Koozma @middkhrisleton]

@WompPortal Daich definitley lost that squad is ass. Marty McFly was a miss too that was a easy spot to pick a Nuke.

[Kyle Koozma @middkhrisleton]

@titletownprez Crazy you won’t be there

[Kyle Koozma @middkhrisleton]

@WompPortal Ivies never lose