Ben

Not as good as I used to be

[Ben @middle7]

@CDEccleshare @FootballCliches @D_C_W Your “Away at Wolf” joke deserved way more from Adam and Dave

[Ben @middle7]

@FootballCliches What are the limits for a team/player scoring “either side of half time”, because a 93rd minute penalty seems to be way too late. I’d suggest ten minutes either side as the very maximum

[Ben @middle7]

@FootballCliches Is it acceptable to include a manager’s red card alongside those of players? While it is technically correct that Fulham received three reds, it seems misleading

[Ben @middle7]

you have pet the cat

[Ben @middle7]

@drivelcast Or a pot noodle if you are darts player Richie Burnett

[Crafty Glass @craftyglassldn]

🎄🌱Pinch punch, first of the festive month! I thought it might be nice to kick December off with a sprout giveaway! FOLLOW and RT to win this glorious little guy. U.K. only! I’ll announce a winner next Monday! Good luck!

[Ben @middle7]

@FootballCliches At work last week a client referred to the upcoming end of their financial year as “the business end of the season”

[Ben @middle7]

@FootballCliches What is the threshold for a team being “in dreamland”? Surely going 1 0 up after 55 minutes, as Fulham did, is not enough?

[Ben @middle7]

@FootballCliches Can a player be BENCHED for the opening game of a season?

[Ben @middle7]

@thedailymash @abigailrosemole

[Ben @middle7]

@lblankley @Lionesses PS I like your cat!

[Ben @middle7]

@lblankley @Lionesses Nope! We are just going to go to the ticket office at the stadium and hope they can help us

[Ben @middle7]

@FootballCliches Now TV were advertising the Brighton v Leeds game as “a clash of styles”, surely this game doesn’t qualify?

[Ben @middle7]

@wembleystadium @VitalityWFACup @ArsenalWFC @ChelseaFCW Hello, please can you let me know what time the doors for Club Wembley will be opening for this game? Thanks

[Ben @middle7]

@FootballCliches On BBC News on Saturday night the newsreader said something like “Match of the Day is coming up next, but if you want to know the scores please stick around”, surely this is the opposite of how it should be done?

[Crafty Glass @craftyglassldn]

GIVEAWAY! I gave one of these little chaps away on Instagram the other day so thought it was only fair to do the same over here. All you have to do to enter is FOLLOW me and RT this tweet. I’ll pick a winner at random on Wednesday at 6pm! U.K. only, good luck!🍺

[Ben @middle7]

@marksandspencer @abigailrosemole

[Ben @middle7]

@akkitwts @abigailrosemole

[Ben @middle7]

@TheTorontoZoo @abigailrosemole