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[Ava @ThinkofAva]

Finding out sperm can literally camp inside a woman’s body for up to five days waiting for an egg is insane. Men are evil. 😭

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

My pet peeve is being promised something unprovoked and the person still doesn’t deliver like I DIDNT EVEN ASK YOU

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

God if my lips don’t know what to ask for in prayer, please hear my heart.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

That shower you take after cleaning the whole house >>>>>

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Brown is so underrated in clothing, it eats every time.

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Late replies don’t bother me . As long as we are not in love or you don’t owe me money , take your time .

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either

[lois lane @mirrorsedit]

WHY IS THE NORWAY GOALKEEPER PLAYING LIKE MATT FREESE

[kage @sukikage_]

every weekend I realize I have nowhere to go and no one to randomly hang out with.

[a ★ @satoshokoism]

norway: omg we can't lose this match
england: omg we can't lose this match
bellingham & haaland:

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

I don’t think we are honest enough about how marriage can become the downfall of a woman’s life.

[fresils @iFresils]

your death is way more guaranteed than your wedding day. so instead of looking for the love of your life, start living your life with love.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s very important to learn how to be okay on your own. You need to know how to pick yourself up when you fall, provide for yourself, wipe your own tears, and make yourself happy. Having people around is great, but you can’t rely on them to always be there.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Baby I’m grown, I like peppers, onions, and all that shit in my food 😭

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

The most dangerous form of blindness is believing that your perspective is the only reality .

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

How do I politely tell someone to stop updating me on the people I no longer speak to?😭

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.

[Nay @DonneBai]

One thing me and my two best friends have in common is that we all have fathers who stayed but we wished they didn't because they're entirely useless.

[Vera🍁 @Verayea]

Being straightforward with men is entertaining because either he will really like you or never speak to you again:A win is a win.