stewart woodford

ex cop of 31 years. Semi retired - limited intelligence and ability. love travel, green tech & F1. Installed solar, battery, heat pump and EV driver since 2022

[stewart woodford @middleagedman73]

@history99917180 Sit in the corner of the garden with a beer looking like you’re reflecting on life. Laydee’s will come to make sure ‘you’re alright’ and you can pretend to Sam that you’ve still ‘got it’. You’re welcome.

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@history99917180 Nasty

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@history99917180 Mrs W is very very happy so if Gareth is a good boy he may get ‘lucky’ tonight.

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@history99917180 From experience, the further England go in any championship, the bigger the disorder when we are knocked out. When in service I used to do the knockout dance in the hope we didn’t get too far and life could go back to normal. Euro 96 = carnage within minutes of our exit.

[stewart woodford @middleagedman73]

@OCDaboutCars Doesn’t look white to me 🤔

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@Son_Of_Ray @Ginger_Tucci Depends if you do crypto. Starling won’t but monzo will. I had an issue trying to cash in crypto where starling wouldn’t let me transfer in from coinbase. Left them that day and over to monzo. Really good experience so far after 2 years.

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@history99917180 I’m old enough for the original T5 which were great. The 3 litre senators and 3.2 omegas were worse though for fuel. T5 would do 350 miles on a tank, omega 180. 😱

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@history99917180 as an ex rat anything less than than 1/2 is twitchy time. I’ve had the Toyota hybrid (boring). Now run a Tesla and range anxiety isn’t a thing but I still think less than half is cutting it fine. Must be cos i would watch the fuel gauge dwindle on a grade 1 quite quickly.

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@windgieindgie @Paula312jane That’ll be the county council’s responsibility and likely outsourced. Good luck getting phasing changed as they normally take days/weeks to do that sort of thing.

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@korkybuczek I always wish that when I’m stuck, there’d be an ice cream van to open up in lane 3. Not happened yet sadly.

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@moving_charlie Flats are the issue. Until they sort out ground rent properly, right to purchase freehold, right to manage, and service charges people will stay clear. A flat we own has freeholders it BVI moving all the funds to a tax haven. That should also be banned.

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@obbsie Still nothing these days compared to reclaim the streets in Brighton in the 90’s on a seemingly endless basis. PSU on western Road was interesting, especially when they kept trying to storm the Golden Arches.

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@SussexTW @sewateruk @clancy_group Amazing how the permit appeared today when you challenged them. Coincidence, surely not 🤔. It doesn’t take 5 weeks for permits if urgent.

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The state of the road surface on the A22 between Wych Cross and Nutley is the reason why @esccroads shouldn’t be allowed to look after nice things.

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@ListerLawrence Ford Mondeo. On paper it should have been as good as my first one but it was a Friday afternoon special. As a result I will never buy another ford again.

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@MartinSLewis Apparently 1 vote which I just cast with a 100% result for salt and vinegar. Which is obviously the correct result.

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@anon_opin We’ve got a Tesla for the long journeys and a 16 yr old Aygo for round the town. So I suppose we fit your request.

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@Eastbournenews Page not found. Your clickbait infested site is bad enough to read so the dead link has saved me from that I suppose.

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@Landoluna23 @harrym_vids @YouTube Yes. Apparently all is not what is claimed on that front.