MidleAgedNed

Wannabe Crypto 🧙‍♀️ Ask me anything

[MidleAgedNed @MiddleAgedNed]

@souljaboy You on bad terms with anyone who bought your dog shot consoles though

[MidleAgedNed @MiddleAgedNed]

Why this chick trying to get #Covid so bad?

[MidleAgedNed @MiddleAgedNed]

Am I doing this #baby #photography thing correct?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

With a name like mine, getting into the fragrance business was inevitable – why did I even fight it for so long!?

[MidleAgedNed @MiddleAgedNed]

It’s a fucking soccer ball. Fake news

[Metro @MetroUK]

A tourist has survived being swept out to sea thanks to just a small inflatable ball 🌊🏐

Let's get into it 👇
https://t.co/HWmTChvQDf

[MidleAgedNed @MiddleAgedNed]

How the fuck you going to suck a golf ball through a garden hose? No way it fits!
#sex

[MidleAgedNed @MiddleAgedNed]

How I imagine Freeing Drake would go

[Bower’s Evolving Flea Market @BowerGameCorner]

Anybody else think about how many knuckles touch Chinese Buffet Self Serve Ice Cream?
#food

[Bower’s Evolving Flea Market @BowerGameCorner]

I’m loving the new Grandmaster Rathe summoner in @splinterlands I had to make a video about him!
Here’s my top 10 combo cards, who’s your favorite summoner right now #splinterlands ?
#PLAYTOEARNGAMES #MobileGame #games #IndieGameDev #indiegame #NFTGame

https://t.co/yIFSactCP9

[Bower’s Evolving Flea Market @BowerGameCorner]

Apex Legends Lifeline Tip to get Gold Helmets or Knockdown shields on the regular 👇
Retweet if you miss the revive shield 😢
#ApexLegends #apexlegendsmobile

https://t.co/kxdPzeS45X

[MidleAgedNed @MiddleAgedNed]

This is why you don’t let your kids wander 🤦‍♀️
#Chan

[MidleAgedNed @MiddleAgedNed]

Wiggins right now 😂
#NBA

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Warriors have interest in trading for Kevin Durant, per @MarcJSpears

Golden State could offer the best package for both sides: Jordan Poole, Andrew Wiggins, Jonathan Kuminga & James Wiseman

More: https://t.co/RT2GI0dSCO

[MidleAgedNed @MiddleAgedNed]

I don’t know what the hoot #loveeternal is, but if Donnie “Fucking” Wahlberg is in you bet your sweet ass so am I.

[Donnie Wahlberg @DonnieWahlberg]

#loveeternal 🤖❤️♾💫

[MidleAgedNed @MiddleAgedNed]

Stallions versus Jaguars
Who you got? #NFL #USFL

[UFLonFOX @UFLonFOX]

THE BIRMINGHAM STALLIONS ARE USFL CHAMPIONS 🏆🐎

[Bower’s Evolving Flea Market @BowerGameCorner]

Who says no? 🤔
#NBATwitter #NBADraft #LakeShow #NBADraft #NBATwitterLive

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chronological tweets seem much better than what “the algorithm” suggests

[IGN @IGN]

Gotham Knights: PS4 and Xbox One Versions Cancelled
https://t.co/MI3NkbLQ9A

[MaximBet @MaximBetUSA]

@brgridiron Nick Foles accuracy be like

[The Not so Bad Guy @JamesJrock36]

The best nick Foles moment in chicago is when he exposed Matt Nagy on national television

[MidleAgedNed @MiddleAgedNed]

My bad fam, left the stove on

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

BREAKING: 25,000 #Ethereum ($69,000,000) has been burned in the past 60 minutes.