Middle Aged Lady

I have arrived but not where they told me I would.

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

@Awwmaan1 to quote: don't go assuming shit

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

@Awwmaan1 indeed and I hope you get those better things

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

@Awwmaan1 It's okay. I'm going to assume that you think it would benefit the world if more middle aged women gave BJs from what you wrote.

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

@Awwmaan1 stereotypes, stereotypes

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

@Awwmaan1 I don't even watch Dr. Oz!

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

@logansimpson24 That's cause we're so much nicer.

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

@Awwmaan1 Imagine if Dr. Oz told young and old men alike understood that being selfish was dangerous to their own health. Deaf ears.

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

Dirty middle aged (and elderly) men, leavethe young ladies alone. RESPECT! RT @judeskayy middle aged men make me so uncomfortable

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

@judeskayy Bware, there are pervs among them. Some (not all) of them don't grow up and stay pathetic until they die. Give them the evil eye!

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

Saturday morning song. . . Sondre Lerche - "You Know So Well": http://t.co/hL46jfRuKu via @YouTube

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

Saw "The Imitation Game" at the cinema last night. Surprisingly suspenseful, pace was spot on. Thought-provoking. No need for sex scenes.

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

Middle Aged Lady's lunch: Spinach Salad with Sunflower Seeds & Sprouts before the Magic Cookie Bars. #DeborahMadison

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

Yes, it's a myth that middle aged women are frigid, but golly, Middle Aged Ladies, people don't want to hear about your libido. #middleaged

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

Because it's Friday! Here's a little. . .Fred Wesley - Get Your Money Ready: http://t.co/9ahn7JT57B via @YouTube

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

Not gonna lie. Didn't have to shave my armpits until I was 17 or 18. If I go three days w/out it now, I need a lawn mower. #middleagelady

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

'Middle Aged' is a social construct. You might be middle age, but that doesn't mean you fit into a pigeonhole. Don't buy the hype!

[Middle Aged Lady @middleagelady]

When I turned 40, I spent the year realizing how immature I was.