Casey

professional introvert. married to @artofdanny. mom to 4. reader. goodwill shopper. podcast person @FSBibleTime. bird nerd. loved and beloved.🦻🏻!

[Casey @middlecasey]

::on my deathbed::

One of my kids: Mom, can I have a sip of your water?

[Casey @middlecasey]

@Seth_w_horton Bless you, Seth! ❤️❤️❤️ I hope it’s great!

[Casey @middlecasey]

@MatthewEPierce This is still my favorite version of this tweet https://t.co/t7mquA1PmM

[Dr. matthew pierce, PhD, MDiv, RN, LPC, CPA, Jedi @MatthewEPierce]

when u feelin on wifey & u thought your daughter was asleep but there she is

[Dr. matthew pierce, PhD, MDiv, RN, LPC, CPA, Jedi @MatthewEPierce]

@RFBWCF ur mom is a high ranking presbyterian

[Casey @middlecasey]

@MichaelaFlack Transformed Wife is an s-tier shit poster.

[Casey @middlecasey]

@ChipotleTweets I submitted an order issue through your chat bot, but I am wondering if there will be any follow-up or restitution? It just said the store would be notified and told me goodbye. Thanks.

[Casey @middlecasey]

@Seth_w_horton I’m sorry ☹️

[Casey @middlecasey]

My grandfather used to do deliveries for a local Ford dealership and would go every which way around town to avoid a left turn. I think about him every time a left turn stresses me out.🥰

[alisa @squirtstain]

the worst part about driving is turning left. there’s too much going on and i get so scared

[Casey @middlecasey]

It’s hard for me to get mad at the empathy is a sin crowd because it’s just one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard.

[Casey @middlecasey]

@marcnettleton 🫶🏻♥️🥲

[Casey @middlecasey]

Stop saying “let’s normalize...” Just be a weird little freak, who cares.

[Casey @middlecasey]

Reading this now and went to find this tweet to say I’d buy this bumper sticker for my minivan.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Legit about to get an “I’d rather be reading Demon Copperhead” bumper sticker for my Nissan Murano.

[Casey @middlecasey]

All the Christmas hymn writers went so hard.

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Mt. Rainier is a lil bitch

[Casey @middlecasey]

Left a $200 Zojirushi bread machine on the shelf at Goodwill for $25 because I don’t need it. So proud of myself rn

[Casey @middlecasey]

@SingLauraluia Everyone who comes for Thanksgiving gets to take home a toy

[Casey @middlecasey]

How has everyone been? Danny cleans the kitchen almost every night, but he’s gone tonight and I don’t want to do it so much that I logged in here to avoid it. Ca you believe it? I’m a 41 year old baby. Speaking of babies my oldest turned 17 yesterday. I love having teenagers.

[Casey @middlecasey]

@sethhahne Get the big bottle of meds off Amazon 😂😖

[Casey @middlecasey]

In the book Wellness by Nathan Hill, a character talks about certainty as being the flip side of pain, people saying “I am hurting, and no one is paying attention.” My friend @MatthewEPierce says dudes like this are scared. I think it’s probably both.

[Will Knowland @beherleader]

@GiffLasta Understanding that only men are fully made in the image of God

When I was an atheist, I totally lacked any understanding of the reality of spiritual hierarchy in marriage

[Casey @middlecasey]

@Seth_w_horton I love not worrying about the aesthetics of our van. So freeing.

[Casey @middlecasey]

@MatthewEPierce Can I mention Bluey