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I'm sitting b!tch in life's jeepney

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Win an Elmer T. Lee Barrel Selection Experience valued at $18,000 https://t.co/bvenG9QKzI #elmertlee #sazeracbarrelselect

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@austinenergy ~78 hours & counting #figureitout #AustinEnergy #Trash

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@austinenergy Figure it out.

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@darrenrovell @ Hotmail 🔪💀⚰️

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Nice try, ya can't have my handle 😂 #SorryNotSorry

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@CFloresNews Losing power to mother nature is acceptable. Losing power due to inept leadership and the failure to account for current circumstances, that's criminal.

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@austinenergy 52+ hours now, had an ambulance come to the neighbor's house across the street 2 hours ago, and looks like it can't leave with the road conditions. Please figure your 💩 out.

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@austinenergy I bet the total load savings from an entire neighborhood turning off TVs and unplugging electronics would equal much less than the electricity used to light up some of the empty buildings downtown last night.

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@austinenergy "Austin Energy is working with the Building Owners & Managers Association and the Downtown Austin Alliance in asking their members to curtail non-essential power use."

Way too little effort, 32+ hours way too late ... Shutting down their entire circuit was never the only option

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#McGregorvsPoirier2

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Let's see how @espn defends this evidence of them being SEC-biased 🙄.... #RevisionistHistory #SugarBowl #HookEm #ESPN #Wack

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😞 {sigh} 🤘🏽#Hookem #Longhorns

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Gameday or a downtown street corner? 😆

#CollegeGameday #Jesus #ESPN

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Hey @frontpoint ,Thanks for disrupting my family's night (again) with your inept system and its FALSE ALARMS. Thankfully my contract is up this month, I will definitely NOT be renewing service. #Frontpoint #TellMeToWiggleTheSensorsOneMoreTime #CancelMyService

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Dear Longhorns Football,

Please purge any and all swing/bubble screens from any and all future game plans. They have never worked with our teams. Seriously. Never. They're the equivalent of dark brown piss on Herman's Championship Chart.

KThnxBye

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#HookEm #Longhorns #Texas

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@GetSpectrum

What promotion do you call having @getspectrum @Ask_Spectrum technicians lay a large cable ABOVE ground in front of my house and driveway for over a week?? Would love a response/explanation for this hazard.

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When a win against Kansas might've just saved your job...🤘#HookEm #Shaka #Texas

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@Sling I am paying for Blue + Orange + Sports package, which claims I can stream on 4 devices. I am only using TWO devices and am constantly being logged off of each because "I am using too many devices." I have also been on hold with support for 20 mins. Please fix this.

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"Offsides" on UGA negating the blocked punt, then a "missed" personal foul facemask penalty on Bama 🤔 #Vegas #CFPNationalChampionship #CollegeFootball