Middle Class Problem

Real problems but not real actual problems, just middle class ones. The Middle Class Problems book is OUT NOW

[Middle Class Problem @middleclassprob]

Need a gift for someone who is always "suffering"? The Middle Class Problems book is here: https://t.co/P9H8Dmtwr2

[The New York Times @nytimes]

How do you deal with a difficult doorman? What bothers one person may not bother another, but when enough residents band together to complain, action often follows. https://t.co/Vugzpvhbtn

[The Guardian @guardian]

Hummus supplies to dip as weather and Ukraine war cause chickpea shortage https://t.co/2jIGCzdsEp

[Newstalk ZB @NewstalkZB]

Kate Hawkesby: Who knew it would be so hard to build a pool?

https://t.co/KLJyLKSJ1U

[tyro @DoubleEph]

Opened a pack of Celebrations and there were only 2 maltesers in it. This country is finished

[Kirstie Allsopp @KirstieMAllsopp]

In other news I just swallowed an AirPod while downing my vitamins, I don’t recommend it. I’ve managed to chuck it back up without having to go to hospital, but my throat is really quite sore. 🤮

[Gareth Gates @Gareth_Gates]

There’s nothing more frustrating than poor WiFi on a cruise ship in the middie of the sea. If you don’t hear from me, I’ve launched my phone overboard 🤬 💦

[Mellina van Meurs ♡ @MellinaKong]

When your Tesla estimated date delivery disappears from your app and you don’t know if it’s going to get pushed back or forward 🥹🥺🙃

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

Today my 7 year-old came into the room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that his 5 year-old brother put 80 cows in his house in Minecraft while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honest to christ I have no idea how to parent any of this.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

10-year-old: *fights with her sister over what to watch*

Me: Go watch the other TV.

10: Someone's watching it.

Me: Then go watch the other other TV.

10: I don't want to walk that far.

[Ari Melber @AriMelber]

Champagne flutes even harder to wash than wine glasses.

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

"Feels like a sign of the apocalypse."

KFC customers in Australia complain after the fried chicken chain switches to cabbage mix in burgers due to high lettuce prices

https://t.co/DTDET3JcOW

[Pete Paphides @petepaphides]

Are anyone else's fingers hated by the touch screen menus at Leon as much as mine are?

[Chi Nguyễn @whatchidid]

Twitter, I need your help. I stacked a ceramic bowl into another one while doing dishes and now they are stuck. How do you remove the smaller bowl without breaking both of them?

Why am I so invested? I’ve tried to fix this for 2 days, and I cannot give up now.

[@scottjshapiro.bsky.social @scottjshapiro]

Longest 20 minutes of life is the time between finishing your airplane meal and the clearing of the tray.

[Jaden @jaden]

Headphones Are Not Loud Enough.

[scott pianowski @scott_pianowski]

Your lawn guy will always arrive just as your podcast is starting to tape. This is one of life's certainties.

[Amy Stoodley @amystoodley]

Rant from a girl who hasn’t found coffee yet this morn: Hotels need to get over the coffee pod trend and put a single-serve French press in rooms instead. Cheaper, better on the environment, and much better than the muddy water pods.