Dan DeMichele

I think you and I can be friends.

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

@miracles7k President.

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

@KellyClarksonshow why does this dude look exactly like Katie Holmes

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

@BriMakesSence @WalshFreedom Having witnessed the years-long journey of friends’ commitments to becoming legal citizens of our country, and the great achievement of ultimately becoming naturalized, I can tell you that the people you are referring to have worked exactly 100% harder than you and I to be here.

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

@tomcolicchio Maybe she’s having a tetanus siezure. There are a lot of rusty nails strewn about from all the contractor walk-offs for non-payment.

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

@tomcolicchio Food stamps are the red syrup you put in a hummingbird feeder.

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

@DefiyantlyFree X is now a MAGA echo chamber. Awesome. Have fun.

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

@keithedwards Please make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater.

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

@MayoIsSpicyy Hitler was appointed.

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

@DanicaPatrick @realDonaldTrump Still trying to cause a big fiery wreck. Atta girl.

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

@tomcolicchio If this location were local to me I would get on the Nextdoor app and do a neighborhood alert that there is a sexual predator working at the McDonald’s.

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

@LeadingReport MAGA World is Opposite Land.

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@atensnut These comments are like that thing you have to fish out of the garbage disposal.

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

My dog will be endorsing JD Vance based solely on his couch humping policies.

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

@tomcolicchio Just outside of the bad grammar bubble.

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I’m surprised the Sun is still up after what it went through today. I would have set at like 4 after that nonsense.

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

Pretty sure we got stood up with the Jesus returning in person thing, but we got a Beyoncé country album. Maybe that’s what he was talking about.

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

@RonFilipkowski Mar-a-Lago is actually worth 50-100% more than $18M? Sounds right. $900M to $18 Billion for the golf landfill and document bathroom clubhouse. Hey, he’s the real estate expert!

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@DanAmira They’re trying to lock in the “tigers in captivity” vote.

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

It’s hotter than two Chris Christies debating each other in a sleeping bag.

[Dan DeMichele @middlecoastdan]

@shaunmmaguire I did watch the first 50 mins or so when I understood that this Tate guy is from the broken part of the internet.