My old high school classmates are so fucking pathetic and stupid hahahaha can you imagine being so boring that you drive your car home from your job to make tacos with the love of your life on marble countertops in a home you own?? I have an improv show at 1 AM tonight
This show was one for the books! #MiddleditchAndSchwartz was amazing & my stomach hurt from laughing too much. Been following the boys since CollegeHumor!! Thank you!! @rejectedjokes
Love that people are digging the #MiddleditchAndSchwartz pre show playlist. It is my baby. And making it reminded me of putting together mixtapes for friends. M
Thank you so much for your DC shows. Today has been a horrible day for a lot of people in this town and you helped us forget about that for a few hours. Thank you so much. @rejectedjokes + Thomas, who is apparently not on Twitter.
Ooooooo baby. DC. Those were two fun fun shows. Thank you for having us in your beautiful synagogue. One city remains! Philly. We will see you tomorrow to wrap up the east coast leg of this tour! #MiddleditchAndSchwartz
📷 by our wonderful agent @HillaryRobbie
#MiddleditchandSchwartz had it all...a Ray Romano impression, references to HP & LOTR...oh and it was so hilarious that my cheeks currently hurt from laughing so hard @rejectedjokes