Rex Splode

Earth's most kickass hero and insulter of all things Fraudmortal

21 in and out of character, lewd ONLY IN DMS

[Rex Splode @middlefingerfav]

ᴅɪᴇ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ ᴀꜱꜱʜᴏʟᴇꜱ, ᴍʏ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ'ꜱ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴ ᴄᴏʟᴅ!

💥Ｒｅｘ　Ｓｐｌｏｄｅ💥

[Rex Splode @middlefingerfav]

Mark fumbled but I wouldn't, just saying

[andy || Mark Grayson CEO @pimpgarfield]

How can anyone hate amber she's so cute🙁🙁look at her awwaww

[Rex Splode @middlefingerfav]

@ForgottenSkald Lemme know what kinda sound it makes

[Rex Splode @middlefingerfav]

What's uh what's up man
whatcha lookin at there

[Sinister ( Hornet Arc ) @SinistersMain]

❝ Hello , ❞

[Rex Splode @middlefingerfav]

Mmgh

[🍰 ⁞ Tracksuit Johann 🍬🍭🍫 @TRNVSFA]

Wip... y'all didn't see this coming didn't you...

[Rex Splode @middlefingerfav]

Oh
UH
HI???

[Rex Splode @middlefingerfav]

@Psych0punktw1nk Hmm yeah that works perfectly. Any theme to it, something I should wear?

[𝐀𝙏𝙊𝙈 𝐄𝙑𝙀 @bindingatomz]

this boy is so annoying..

[Rex Splode @middlefingerfav]

What where

[Omni-Mark @Viltrum_emperor]

Another sinister mark thank you

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@Psych0punktw1nk That we're both gay as shit...
Is the bartender at least gonna be cute too? It's always fun when there's hot stuff no matter which way I turn

[Rex Splode @middlefingerfav]

@Rozingaround This may in fact be true

Concert tickets it is!

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Hmmm do I splurge and buy the new collectible for Seance Dog or get concert tickets....

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@Psych0punktw1nk Well would ya look at that, we already got our first conversation starter for the bar! Getting along already

[Rex Splode @middlefingerfav]

I'm gonna throw him in a volcano /affectionate I guess

[gaysal @peppziaroni]

no way its rudy from invincible

[Rex Splode @middlefingerfav]

@Psych0punktw1nk Probably what you think it means

[Rex Splode @middlefingerfav]

@Psych0punktw1nk Eh, difference of opinion then. Either they're conventionally attractive or I'm just gay as shit so

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@Psych0punktw1nk Now that is surprising, how the hell could someone hate a guy that cute? You're like a universally loved guy where I'm from

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@Psych0punktw1nk Well I'm sure you don't struggle with that problem, a guy that smokin' probably gets all sorts of praise

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@Psych0punktw1nk Whatever it is, I guarantee I've heard worse shit talk. All I needed was the heads up, so we're all good!

And you smell good too, I think. I dunno I'm not used to compliments like that

[Rex Splode @middlefingerfav]

@Psych0punktw1nk I work with the Guardian's and the revamped Teen Team stragglers, I've smelled worse.
As long as the people are nice and the company's nicer, it's sure as hell not gonna bother me!

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@Psych0punktw1nk Um... I don't wanna really talk about it that was uh, a different time for me