Andy Roberts

Bobble hats are back ...!!

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

Introverts hurt but they cant be hurt ...!!

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

@MsVeroVenatrix I think I've been hacked

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

Hi everyone I've been hacked I think dont click on anything I've send you ..sorry..

[Douglas Bell @dwbell9]

Don't spread it about. It could kill! @JonTrevithick #MontyPython

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

@caroldecker Don't scrub too hard as you clean,with China in your hands ..

[David Evans 🙈🙉🙊 @dhevans77]

@middlemoo You wouldn't catch the terminator doing that

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

@BWorlding If its fate it cant be altered...

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

Think you got nothing to offer ..This guy was going commando in clothes that he stole off a tramp which must of stunk and he still got Sarah Connor to fall in love with him,have weird slow mo sex with him and provide us all with a man who would save humankind ..
Goodnight all xx

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

@dhevans77 Things can only get better then mate ..

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

Hi @SkyHelpTeam Sky standard HD box on demand has gone down again...keeps happening ..need an explanation please

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

@TalkRoberto @farzana_chaudry Erin Gray ..Wilma in Buck Roger's in the 25th century...

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

@dieselkeds Yeh ..that's him ...

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

What's missing from this picture..?

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

@saranaturegirl Well he is covering his nose

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

@Claydog12 She does, doesn't she ...😉..

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

@saranaturegirl Actually there is a polar bear aswell..

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

I've just written THE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER...thought I'd share it with you ...👇👇👇👇 take care xx

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

@dwbell9 Unfortunately sir,you and I are the only ones who agree with that statement...weird ..eh ..

[Andy Roberts @middlemoo]

@JoeF_E17 @GerryAndersonTV A woman near a computer in the 70s ..UNSAFE ...!!

[Sam @SamWalksALot]

"We do what we must, and call it by the best names we can."

R.W. Emerson, Essays
#ClassicLitMonday