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@bigcontentguy This is the type of shit where “shut up and dribble” is actually pretty solid advice

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@DCheverere This here is legit lmbo stuff

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@DCheverere

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@RobbieBarstool @JeffDLowe At least Nolan nailed the historically accurate cyclops

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@BarstoolBigCat Sean Payton hitting the “first day of sitting school” pose

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@BarstoolBigCat Need an event where you switch to a different game during a TV timeout, and the winner is who can switch back to the original game the closest to when it starts without missing any action. My internal TV timeout clock is elite.

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@M_Vernon

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@ClueHeywood @MerriamWebster Of course it’s some coastal elite Ivy Leaguer —perfectly named Merriam Webster (never heard a more lib name)—who swoops in to correct you in such a patronizing way. Smdh

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@BlairKerkhoff Imagine letting this guy drop 43 on your head while he’s also coaching the San Francisco 49ers

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@BurrowBeliever Major Payne looking ass

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@TheHoopHerald Alan DeGeneres — Ellen’s dad

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@MrTommyOdell But but but Tommy, “We OwN tHiS sTaTe”

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@NUCLRGOLF If you (incorrectly) say 3 is a cup out, do you also consider half a cup out and left edge the same thing? This is simple—it’s 2.

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@StevePalazzolo_ The ball just takes a little time to tell the truth, apparently

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@bobfescoe *B.P. (before Patrick)

Andy is coaching today. Only one guy is missing. Don’t get confused. We had this convo about a couple people in New England, and we know how that turned out. It’s the Jimmys and the Joes, not the Xs and Os.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

RT for a chance to win this helmet signed by TE1!

#WPMOYChallenge x @Nationwide x @tkelce

[Kansas Men’s Basketball @KUHoops]

NO RULES SAY A DAWG CAN'T PLAY 😤

we'd know... we own them.

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@MrTommyOdell Because you said MVS

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@MrTommyOdell

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@bigcontentguy he looks like a midwestern tradesman who can pop his dentures out at the bar as a little trick because he lost his teeth from smoking meth