Martha Udani

Opinions are mine. You’re here because you liked them or they triggered you.

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

I have two rules:

Rule 1: I do what I like.

Rule 2: Do what you like, see what you get.

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

@PflugervilleTX Real life Pokémon hunters. Lapras or Gyrados most likely…

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

@GregAbbott_TX This law makes no sense. The penalty is up to 20 years in prison. By that time, the child is well into adulthood.

The offender can’t pay while incarcerated which is when the support is needed. They probably won’t be able to pay within the first year out as a convicted felon.

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

#GOGimmeghoul

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉

To claim:

Follow us on Twitter
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You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

#GOGimmeghoul

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉

To claim:

Follow us on Twitter
RT this post with #GOGimmighoul

You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

#GoGhitijh

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉

To claim:

Follow us on Twitter
RT this post with #GOGimmighoul

You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉

To claim:

Follow us on Twitter
RT this post with #GOGimmighoul

You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

@CawthornforNC Yikes

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@ysezener2 @GregAbbott_TX The election is coming up. It’s going to be all highlight reels from here on out.

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

@GregAbbott_TX A little more context would be nice. These figures are since March 2021 and cost about $3B. You could make a stretch and say that these figures reflect a highly effective mission, but they really dont.

This is a money pit operation that provides zero long term solutions.

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

@RepMattGaetz This “article” lacks context, proof and is horribly incoherent.

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

@ditchdoc1228

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@DanPatrick @TexasGOP The emphasis should be on preserving the peace, education and welfare of the citizens, not on keeping a political party in power.

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

@cpsenergy @ERCOT_ISO @COSAGOV @BexarCounty @Ron_Nirenberg @SanAntonioOEM So uncle Greg didn’t fix the grid?

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

@laurenboebert You know what else is gross? Showing your wiener to underage girls.

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

@GregAbbott_TX Wasting taxpayer money.

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

I’m down 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

@obriedave1 @krinklekid420 @RSBNetwork Y’all been “waiting and seeing” since 2020 😂 bless your heart

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

@RSBNetwork @mattgaetz 🦇💩🤪

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

West Side Story is still the same beautiful story of love and tragedy I remember it to be.

There are so many great lessons to learn from it.

[Martha Udani @middleofthesea]

@GregAbbott_TX How many of those jobs pay more than minimum wage? How many of those jobs does one person have to have to provide for their family?