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[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

if you don touch 200m before and e still finish, no follow us disturb God again

[Bᴀɢʏ @thisizbagy]

Sha no go mistakenly date girl wey Dey in competition with her roommate

[papi chulo. @SulaimanAbbaty]

Before getting tattoos make sure you are never going broke again.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Children's day you no buy common biscuit for your small sister

Girlfriends day you don contact like 4 vendors since Monday

You no go end well

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I’m living one of the most boring lives a young person could possibly live

[ຸ @ChicagoBoy7G]

once them knack person babe, them go dey look the guy like say na him no wise whereas no be hin fault, na the babe decide to be useless.

[99 Majik @99Majik]

Bro, just reduce your expectations when it comes to human beings

[HomeBoy🧘🏽‍♂️ @Unknownnsadguy]

You might think I'm just bored, but my mind is constantly searching for every possible way out of poverty.

[HomeBoy🧘🏽‍♂️ @Unknownnsadguy]

Wish I could just grab better days with my bare hands And drag it more closer to me cos i don't know why it's taking too long

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

"summer this, summer that", oga you’re in Nigeria.. it’s rainy season please.

don't annoy me!!!

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

if no be madness dey worry you why you go dey wish wizkid happy birthday for your whatsapp status😂😂

[99 Majik @99Majik]

That heartbreak is hurting extra because you’re not getting money

[OG star ☆ @ogstar_]

If today is ur first Some jollof
time visiting us, kindly Package
Wait behind for

[ajay @1meajay]

my love language na make you no dey bill me

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Can't be friends with simps. they will betray you for female validation

[BODE @neverelent]

If we date, I want a little extra favoritism from you. I want to feel like I'm treated better than anyone else in your life

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

Where our mates dey celebrate how many keys wey dem get, make we no dey celebrate how many girls we don knack

[superdad @udysznx]

you go just randomly remember one nonsense wey you do in the past, shame go just dey catch you

[Yhudee🥴❤️ @Uduakabasi70375]

Wise move! 😂

[Ornirichy🍀 @Meetrichy1]

Sweet boy Stingy goat