Steve

Face sweater that is all

[Steve @midgetmacs]

You know you are getting old when the non-stick cooking add draws your attention at the bar.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

@_SillyRenee_ don't hate on my words, I have to use all the good ones during the school day.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

If the Avitar can save the world in one year I think I can write this paper in a semester.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

Butthurt has been added to the Webster dictionary, all hope for the future is lost.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

There are few things that make me cry, but one of them will always be a perfect brass line.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

I am an adult. I do adult things like wake up early, make coffee, and watch cartoons.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

I think Lawrence may be a town full of 30+ year olds trying to be hip.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

It's hard living by yourself, so I started watching friends.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

Let's make like a baby and punch through the womb of life.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

I miss sports! I want that passion and aggression back. The camaraderie, that family.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

I hate the dentist. Its like the only place where getting scolded as an adult is acceptable.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

Every time I go shopping I manage to grab the cart with the janky wheel.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

Just painted a piano with a marker, I feel dirty.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

Apartment hunting with the fam today, Lawrence be kind to me.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

Driving with a tail wind is the best.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

Need a break? Come to the quad at noon today for the Big Burrito BrassBand show.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

Going to Walmart before noon is dangerous. All the old people drive their carts like they drive their cars.

[Steve @midgetmacs]

Last day of observations, what up homies.

[rizzy mcalpine @HanKoshgarian]

WE DID THE THING. @midgetmacs #SeniorRecital2K15

[Steve @midgetmacs]

Some days Pandora is on point.