Gerald Wayne

My heart's like an open book
for the whole world to read
sometimes nothing
keeps me together
at the seams.

[Gerald Wayne @midgetrapper]

Jack O’Halloran, who played Non, believes Christopher Reeve played @Superman and Clark Kent 'Better Than Anybody'.

To me, this is just more proof.

https://t.co/7wohneCifr

[Gerald Wayne @midgetrapper]

*Steps to the mic, and taps on it*
*Clears throat and says,*

" May I have your attention, please? @TMobile sucks. They're clueless and unorganized. That is all."

[Gerald Wayne @midgetrapper]

https://t.co/MF2EBTwqIE

[Gerald Wayne @midgetrapper]

@MLB, why is it easier to find free @KBO_ENG games on American TV than it is to find free MLB games?

[Gerald Wayne @midgetrapper]

@SecretService someone probably needs to look into this.
https://t.co/kY4dIWfCSZ

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

This woman with a "kindness" shirt is the epitome of leftism.

[Gerald Wayne @midgetrapper]

I didn't know anyone was watching me.

[Gerald Wayne @midgetrapper]

https://t.co/Wo1mLg3Qz2

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

REPOST for a chance to win this authentic Nathan Eovaldi City Connect Jersey 👀

[Gerald Wayne @midgetrapper]

"Hope springs eternal in the human." -Alexander Pope

Today is my favorite day of the year. It's Opening Day for the @Rangers.

[Gerald Wayne @midgetrapper]

Rest in Peace, Valerie Perrine

[Gerald Wayne @midgetrapper]

Rest in Peace, @chucknorris.

I guess the Grim Reaper finally found the courage to tell him. This one hurts. Feels like I lost part of my childhood.

[Gerald Wayne @midgetrapper]

@RightOnRangers And still would be hitting .190

[Gerald Wayne @midgetrapper]

@Notwoke7 @RightOnRangers Not really. Aside from CY admitting that he was wrong, Ray Davis would have to pay him $18M to sit at home.

[Gerald Wayne @midgetrapper]

@genesimmons I love that one. You said hated (past tense). Do you still hate it? Or, has it grown on you?