Rahil

all things degenerate

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power... Green Lantern's light!

[r @6ffside]

this is what baseball is about.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

they shot harambe for killing 3 less kids

[3. Dünya Savaşı @ww3mediaa]

🔴 Pakistan'da bir adam, kendi geliştirdiği sürücüsüz otomobili test ederken polis arabasına çarptı.

[nell @baehelpnell]

#forsteve

[𓍝 @solovisios]

I dare Nick Nurse to not make the ECF with that roster

[Dotcom📟🌐 @Y2K_DOTCOM]

Soulja Boy and his Xbox 360 back in 2008

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

Little did we know she was casting a spell on Perez

[kordell @lledrok]

how the hell is this nigga always early to things

[Shan Shariff @1053SS]

I’m done

[Jimmy “Jonesin” Maverick @EXP0SETHEFRAUD]

Yeah bro buying an old house is a fucking nightmare. I’ve never spent so much god damn money to be pissed off fixing shit. Then my wife thinks I’m god damn Bob the fucking builder.

“Oh men are suppose to be handy” fuck you, I grew up playing runescape I don’t know shit about fuck to fix shit.

Oh watch YouTube. Watch a tik tok. God I want to kill myself.

[🎃rodrick👻 @randmtwtuser04]

if i were a manager i’d let my employees goof off and dick around while i sit in the back office and abuse substances

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more

[Rahil @MidLaner]

@spiderButt17 @Be_like_legend If you’re diagnosed you get access to treatment that can actually help

[conor brennan-burke @contextconor]

the era of autistic deep work is over

your agents are more autistic than you and better at deep work

welcome to the shallow work future

total ADHD dominance

[Justin @juss1700]

huh

[HOUSE PHONE @HOUSEPHONEDND]

THIS NIGGA IN THE CLUB WITH A BAG FULL OF JEANS 😭😭😭

[Rahil @MidLaner]

@IngusRs No iced out rancor? Lol

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

A polar bear would never have done this.

[Kamikaze Cash @kamikazecash]

If you are broke and looking to save money, you need to tap in.

1) Sell blood plasma at Biolife, CSL, or Biomat, receive $50+/visit

2) Buy this $100 pass from Olive Garden

3) Go to OG every day, eat as much as possible, and never order outside of the free food. No beverage. Drink water.

4) Shovel all gains into $QQQ, $VIG, or $SCHD based on risk tolerance.

Congratulations, you saved 13 weeks of food budget.