midlitnight

she/her 🏳️‍⚧️, UK

[midlitnight @midlitnight]

Since I actually show my face now I might start posting pics on this account. Hello :)

[midlitnight @midlitnight]

Today I feel Paraguayan

[Taj Ali @Taj_Ali1]

I don’t want to hear any bullshit about “legitimate concerns” and “working class revolt”

It’s working-class Black and brown people being pushed out of their homes. This is racist violence and intimidation. Don’t dress it up as anything else.

[midlitnight @midlitnight]

Wonderful time to be unemployed 😌

[midlitnight @midlitnight]

A computer can never be held accountable, therfore a computer must never make a management decision. Unless the decision is to do with criminal charges, since they're of very little consequence apparently.

[Home Office @ukhomeoffice]

Crime is evolving and so must the way we respond.

A new national centre for PoliceAI will responsibly develop and roll out AI tools to all forces, helping officers work faster to fight crime.

This will free up 6 million hours a year, putting officers back on the frontline.

[midlitnight @midlitnight]

I apologise for the footballposting. It will happen again.

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Shithole’s World Cup highlights

[midlitnight @midlitnight]

Bro tried to sneak the US and Iran in there

[Sergio 🇫🇷 @Seergiot3ck]

Todo el mundo viendo el partido inaugural del Mundial:

[midlitnight @midlitnight]

I genuinely cannot smile for the camera 😭

[Alistair's Great Tweets @YesitsAlistair]

What happened?

[midlitnight @midlitnight]

Twitter ads have taught me that getting on Question Time and scrapping with everyone is how you win elections

[Cisgender Mahal 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

Imagine hating innocent human beings for no reason except their gender identity. This is bitch behavior

[suvie @suviesuvorov]

'Backrooms' director Kane Parsons has slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars

He is 20 years old.

[Bogus Pocus @BogusBinted22]

I munchausen on her all night, until she bounce on my proxy

[midlitnight @midlitnight]

No one is asking you to get the joke babe, just glup on this shitto.

[midlitnight @midlitnight]

Tl is flooded with discourse on how hot it is in the UK for the 10th year running

[midlitnight @midlitnight]

@rosemoviehead Its a 10 and I will hear no slander

[midlitnight @midlitnight]

The deadest internet theory yet

[خُلاصة @suummary]

They bullied him just because he was born rotten! 😔

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

how I feel when I start replying to everybody's insta story after a glass of wine

[midlitnight @midlitnight]

Bruv moment

[midlitnight @midlitnight]

Hentaivirus? Already got it pal