Nick Narod

[Nick Narod @midneysweeney]

This is literally me every day of my life

[user @user84829272]

What happens if you’re sick when you go into labor like do women just sometimes have to give birth while they have the flu omg

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

I think a big issue is how everything is IP protected now. if someone were to come up with some new monster it would just be a property

[cinna ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @linguistlez]

my sister is the epitome of young ho… this girl is making mac and cheese and she’s going back to her room to lay down between every step instead of just staying in the kitchen

[WZRD @flame_wzrd]

teenager passes away after attempting the the viral ”hang yourself and leave a suicide note” tiktok challenge

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

I think I really did peak in high school which is crazy bc I was a loser then too

[𓌵 @phendetta]

I think we have fundamentally lost the ability to design flags that look like ‘real’ flags.

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

“Are you excited for Taylor’s wedding?”

[liceboy 🍉 @liceboy365]

#okay

[Epic Jimmy @Epic_Jimmy]

It's real

[Jonas ‧₊ ♪˚⊹ Kurt Cobain's Manager @kurtcobainyaoi]

No, there is no "Benadryl challenge."

Your kids are either trying to get high or are trying to kill themselves. Stop blaming the internet and start thinking about ways you can help your teenager not feel like the only escape is to hurt themself.

[Natillas💚🖤 @GreenBlackHeart]

Harry Potter school distribution

[j. mamana @jrmamana]

rogan is the stupidest living human being of any repute. he exists to propagandize on behalf of deep-cover rhodesian white supremacists who want you to think black people are a jewish conspiracy. he is a worthless piece of shit and he should be nuremberged with the rest of them

[Naimode @naimoder]

just found out about this philanthropist here in Hawaii who's signature look is completely singular and escapes description.

[chrißy (rt pinned) @chribdotnet]

the way he looked a complete fucking mess when this came out but facial standards of the last few years make him look somewhat normal now

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It's so scary to think we have to find somewhere to store the dangerous waste like a desert or underground or something, which is a major problem unlike with fossil fuels where we safely store the waste in the atmosphere and our lungs

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

Now you know why Trump kidnapped Maduro.

[* @cleanyoungin]

Girls be like i’m weirdly attracted to guys that are tall and have big biceps

[Hormona Lisa @Hormona_Lisa_]

Ugly, ugly, ugly

Probably all broke

And all bitches

[Nick Narod @midneysweeney]

@pastelheat Don’t question his knowledge of the ancient texts. He was there when they were written.