Tortured Poets Department Secretary

shouting catharticly into the twitter void

[Tortured Poets Department Secretary @midnight_rain_4]

nighttime swim

[♡ @sh_wty_]

ovulation horny is actually demonic

[𝐊𝐚𝐭 ‧₊˚ ☽ ⋅ @hauntedhotmess]

I wanna be filled up with so much of his DNA that it changes my ancestry results

[Tortured Poets Department Secretary @midnight_rain_4]

I should just always win

[:p @spookyydascary_]

my tits bounce when i walk, i’m not arguing with no man

[thelovergyal ♡ @thelovergyalie]

Chubby and proud, always.

[Tortured Poets Department Secretary @midnight_rain_4]

😈

[spliffy @spliffyleandoer]

using my big fat tits to do indescribable evil today

[Tortured Poets Department Secretary @midnight_rain_4]

smile for me, love

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Can we PLEASE normalize just hanging out at each other’s houses again? Why does every friendship meetup need to be a whole production, a restaurant reservation, and a $150 bill? I just want to sit on your couch, drink something, and talk for hours.

[Tortured Poets Department Secretary @midnight_rain_4]

Got caught in a storm and had to meet coworkers looking like I won a wet tshirt contest

[Erin ✨ @erinluckyone]

my culture is not your costume omfg

[Tortured Poets Department Secretary @midnight_rain_4]

since 15 and I’m so tired

[zellie @zellieimani]

Millennials who have been working since 16 years old MUST be tired.

[Emi :) @emilopezr]

Yo tuiteando con 0 seguidores y 0 interacciones

[ria @madeofgore]

my 5 followers watching me embarrass myself for free

[shan @wildIyenchanted]

Mind you I’ve been here since week 1

[Tortured Poets Department Secretary @midnight_rain_4]

duh I’m unhinged

[Emily (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠) @Itzs_Emily]

would y’all keep tweeting with 0 likes?😭

[DAITO :3 @luifty07]

Yo tuiteando sin seguidores:

[ara @araful56]

i kind of get horny whenever i look at myself like holy shit my tits are huge