Cailean AKA the Coffee Dragon

Movie director, animator, podcaster

[Cailean AKA the Coffee Dragon @midnightbrewer]

In the reasons for unsubscribing I wrote, "I live in Japan and have universal health care. Suck it, Bezos."

[Cailean AKA the Coffee Dragon @midnightbrewer]

This guy's explainer videos are great. This one was very helpful to me personally. https://t.co/2cCdjW9cSd

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@RickyDoggin Quick, define communism.

[Cailean AKA the Coffee Dragon @midnightbrewer]

Learned something new today.

How Japan came to call itself “Nippon” or “Nihon” https://t.co/VTEmH6Uqu4 via @YouTube

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@IBSlaminJ @jasonllevin It's true. You should see how much I get paid.

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The jig is up! Trump found out that Japan is an Islamic republic and has warned us to leave off our jihad against the United States.

He also pointed at Volodymyr Zelenskyy and called him President Putin. Twice.

I'm sure this is fine. No Biden vibes here.

[Cailean AKA the Coffee Dragon @midnightbrewer]

Oklahoma Sovereignty and the Minimum Wage https://t.co/dkepisy9TK

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@elonmusk You were mad at USAID because they were investigating SpaceX and Starlink in Ukraine. Yes, when you stop giving money, food and medicine to needy children, they die.

If we take the low estimate of 400,000 children, it would take you 20,000 hours to call them. Good luck.

[Cailean AKA the Coffee Dragon @midnightbrewer]

This morning, my five-year-old son announced that he was stepping out onto the balcony for "a breath of fresh air". I then heard a small voice start counting, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8..." and then repeat. He was doing Japanese morning calisthenics.

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@BrilynHollyhand Why do you hate Americans?

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It’s Friday, so the war with Iran must almost be over. Don’t worry! Aggressions and bloodshed will resume by Monday per schedule. https://t.co/is7BYApegm

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My wife doesn’t understand how Apples’s Find My works. “Can you find whatever’s making that stupid beeping sound?!”

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Scientists prove that humans be nasty. https://t.co/LGCCebERZO

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Ophiocordyceps (zombie ant fungus) - the fungus rewires an ant from the inside while the ant keeps walking around looking functional, then navigates it to the highest point for spore dispersal and kills it.

That is the US-Israel relationship in a nutshell.

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My wife came into lecture me in the middle of getting ready for bed. I had taken my glasses off to relax while looking at my phone. She was buck naked. She had to stop and laugh at my unsubtle effort to put my glasses back on (because duh).

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@tedcruz Bad enough that it's a lie, but is that the best you could come up with? Tell me you're scared without telling me.

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I already hate full-page screen that wants me to pay for X. The part where it's hard to find out how to make it go away is worse.

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Showed my kids their first Dragonball Z clip this morning (they didn't know what Mommy was referencing with "Kame-hame-ha!") Anzu thought it was silly, but Charley was definitely into it.

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Dude is as dumb as a rock. He’s making the argument for Black people for them.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

A glaringly obvious double-standard

[Cailean AKA the Coffee Dragon @midnightbrewer]

@elonmusk You realize you’re making the argument for Black people for them, right?