Kan-D Krowley

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@HankHeil You need to chill lol. People live til they’re in their 80s nowadays. 38 is not the end 🙄. Free yourself from the belief that you need to have your whole life figured out by 30

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@martyrdison I have to assume they’re having sex in all of these offerings and they’re not just paying $4K to spend time together.

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@fried_kale Everyone just needs to stop posting about bringing people food. Twitter can’t handle it

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@kerionmywayward Which do you prefer?

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@aria_six Jack Astor’s

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@LindseyPelas @euphoriaHBO What scene were you in? I need to rewatch!

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@rgfray1 @jackmin_98 KFC can probably do whatever he wants now. He was an original employee and he got his big cheque. As long as he’s not promoting it with Barstool socials it’s not a big deal. That’s probably also why they don’t talk about it on Barstool podcasts

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@DannyJConrad Mintzy can’t have friends on these content trips if they’re not consenting to be filmed. This is ridiculous

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@g_goldensoles Real 100%

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@borbyj Damn you ok Jordy? What happened?

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@kamsspice Yeah some courses are required across different degrees so you’ll have people studying different things in the same lecture. It generally happens in the first couple years and then less often in later years

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@mfnweirdo McDonald’s poutine isn’t representative of all poutine. It’s a guilty pleasure at best and not something you recommend to someone new to poutine

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@DannyJConrad It’s so funny comparing how these two 40+ year old men move through the world

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@DannyJConrad I’m imagining the main reason Mintzy invited his friends to this dinner is because it’s content and could potentially be expensed. Also someone needs to ask this kid what he sees in Mintzy

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@payamberr @borbyj This is hot as hell

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@nickysmokess The syllables are wrong but points for having seasonal words

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@reedt4723 You guys are gonna get in so much trouble. At the very least that door will never be left unlocked again after this

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@Saveydro In his defense it wasn’t that he couldn’t make her cum; it was that he put so much pressure on himself to make her cum that he couldn’t even get hard. Presumably when he ate the fruit after this he was able to perform

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@girlssoinlove He was in a coffin with no space to move. How was he supposed to kill the snake?

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@amandasrighttit Loll he’s probably also seeing if you’ll make an exception for him and come back earlier