i asked for only one (1) thing for my birthday. if you can guess what it is i’ll share. however, you won’t be able to and i know you won’t, so ✨more for me✨
i’ve done MANY embarrassing things in my life, but thank you the one to take the cake happened during and all-hands company meeting #motherflippingfiretruck
genuinely watching schitts creek, scrolling through tik tok, working from home, eating overnight oats, and drafting this tweet in my head all at the same time. i think im broken.
hot take, but if you’re not going to leave a voicemail or text don’t call me. the 20 seconds of panic regarding an unknown topic of conversation when i’m calling you back isn’t fair
i practices “a small iced chai and toasted bagel”, and i’m currently consuming a mediumicedcarameldarkroasttwoandtwo and a baconeggandcheeseonacroissant.