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twitter is a virus

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@KumaSpectacular @lexfridman @AravSrinivas He is a bot

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@AravSrinivas Any data to support this claim? At all?

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@TrueJester86 @Trick_Plays @KingJames Beep boop I’m a bot

[Paul Graham @paulg]

If you haven't decided yet who to vote for, here's why I think you should vote for Harris.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Elon Musk has secretly been in regular contact with Russian President Vladimir Putin since late 2022 https://t.co/GPxS9vZmZ9 https://t.co/GPxS9vZmZ9

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Massacre of the Innocents, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1611-12

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@UWANIMAL1 Ness home run bat sound effect 🫰🏼

[Trident True @TridentTrue]

It’s a Mark, from Maple Valley, type day.

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@TalkinBaseball_ @TMobile Not today Satan

[Adam Jude @A_Jude]

Scott Servais learned of his firing this morning from a breaking news alert on social media, a couple hours before he was scheduled to meet with Jerry Dipoto.

[Joe Fann @Joe_Fann]

Jerry Dipoto welcoming Dan Wilson to the clubhouse:

“Hi Dan, happy to have you. Here are your lineup cards for the next week as well as the pre-determined pinch hitters depending on who they bring out of the bullpen. You’re gonna do great.”

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@Mariners Kind of wish there wasn’t

[Ryan Divish @RyanDivish]

This was the eighth time the Mariners were held scoreless in a game and the 65th time they scored three runs or fewer.

It was the 79th time they've struck out in double digits.

They have played 126 games this season.

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

Was told about this call into Brock & Salk this morning by a few people. It did not disappoint.

Behold Mark from Maple Valley on the 2023 Mariners season:

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@RyanDivish Definition of insanity

[Club Pro Guy @ClubProGuy]

I'm sure Charlie would say he left a couple shots out there but this is a pretty damn clean round of golf.

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi @coker_UDub]

If @UWAthletics and @CoachLakeUDUB wanted to end the debate about best stadium location/setting, I have had an idea that would. Ultimate flex (yes, I know logistics is an issue):

Team arrives by boat to the stadium with police boat escorts and the route is lined with sailgaters: