Midnight Truffle

@dairyqueen pls bring back the midnight truffle blizzard

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@DairyQueen please bring back the midnight truffle blizzard as a permanent menu item thank you

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Some of you mfs never drowned in the caspian sea and it shows.

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@asscheeklicker Yeah bitch these guys
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I can’t even fucking hurt myself

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Don’t you EVER say I’m not a real one I’ve been shitting out liquids since day one #jillyjuice

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I was sitting in a

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The man next to me is pissing and moaning I hate it here

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“Rage is the closest thing you can get to cocaine” is what I just heard my 11 year old brother say over a Group FaceTime call to his friends

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Beast has been slain double u

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In this life you either get throated or quoted, sometimes I get both

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Beat up your local pedophile

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Hot fuck I’ve been in this hellhole of a restaraunt for a good 30 minutes waiting on corn fritters

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Smh can’t even do the stone cold stunner in public without being called a racist :/

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@DennysDiner just pissed so hard I came a little bit

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Keep those likes coming I don’t give a fuck

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That detox ain’t no joke

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In da oval mofucka

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We don’t fuck around on Mondays

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Balls itch like Jack Bauer