budi erwanto

Dreamer

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http://t.co/wPJsV5Yx9v Fall is fast approaching. Time to sew all my jean legs back on.

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http://t.co/WX0dz6y5cc I don't trust any person who hasn't memorized the fuck out of Bohemian Rhapsody.

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http://t.co/c0YLrmEBK5 On Pedophile Opposite Day they go to army bases to have sex with Majors.

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what happens after kidz bop 68? are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what http://t.co/l7UMCQfgN6

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http://t.co/4HMeb3DuoB Time flies when you wake up at noon.

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http://t.co/kLmBfl3jU0 Wake and bake and bake and bake and bake and bake - really busy pothead chefs daily itinerary

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http://t.co/QkD63WwcvU You think you've got problems?I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning.

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http://t.co/q7WZDYLhFP Does everyone have a weird Facebook acquaintance that comments on all their shit, or is it just me?

[budi erwanto @midnighttavern]

Congress looks like the worst group project ever. http://t.co/n6P7pwixNf

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http://t.co/IRsJfUtr9O TSA Terrorist Profile: male/female, aged 1 to 112, wearing clothes and traveling in US airports.

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http://t.co/pwfupgHJHv Since I can't afford porn, I just turn on tennis and shut my eyes.

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I hope I look half as good on my wedding day as I do on my divorce paper-signing day. http://t.co/AX8QalwGN8

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Thinking of donating my beard to charity because there's so much food in it. http://t.co/2DOw335KT9

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Don't be sad when you find expired food in your pantry. Be happy you outlived it. http://t.co/jTUnn86LTT

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If 'real life' was really that great, Twitter wouldn't be so fucking addictive. http://t.co/nSTcNi74QJ

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Facebook is a good reminder that I went to school with idiots. http://t.co/Iff9Ksz8t0

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I think it's odd that you can buy binoculars, but no heteronoculars, homonoculars nor transnoculars. http://t.co/80ZI6Hx2Z4

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Twentieth Century Fox should really consider updating their name. http://t.co/oUWZkrWouF

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Apparently being poor is genetic, my son loves bologna and thinks pants are optional. http://t.co/u0qCtUhyx7

[budi erwanto @midnighttavern]

In 7 seasons I've never seen a single motherfucker on Top Chef wash their hands. http://t.co/oRDKTLNKfz