Ol' Putsy Turner

[Ol' Putsy Turner @midnitepremiere]

@DeRushaJ it’s hard to live in America without a driver’s license, and that’s one of our biggest problems as a society, but millions of people do it. it’s not a death sentence, and driving is not some inalienable right.

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@DeRushaJ I get that, but the options are:

A: Repeat DWI offenders have a harder time getting around

vs

B: Thousands of people dying each year in drunk driving accidents

it’s a choice between guilty people being inconvenienced and innocent people being dead

[Ol' Putsy Turner @midnitepremiere]

@manchelster do the sheets ground your mattress to protect from 5G radiation waves ?

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i have some bluesky codes if anyone wants one

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@hipearlrose the best! went for a walk last night and saw a proposal in the park and a beaver swimming in the river off boom island. such a lovely time of year to be in Minneapolis

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@lianarchy *nods sagely* diarrhea

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@communoah i got dumped one time when i was like 21 or 22 and i wasn’t really sad about it, but i wanted to be, so i listened to this on repeat all night just to feel something

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@ettingermentum it’s not the content of the video that sucks. it’s her “awwww shucks i don’t know about no big city movies” cryptoneocon shtick that sucks. she’s a worm

[Ol' Putsy Turner @midnitepremiere]

entering my “lil tay truther” arc

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people quote tweeting this like “wow Ben knows ball!” but it’s not like it takes a sports genius to point out how good Ohtani is playing lol

dril tweet about not having to hand it to isis shit

[Ol' Putsy Turner @midnitepremiere]

me: status set to Do Not Disturb, out of office that says “I am out of the office”

IM from coworker: are you in today?

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@insomni31780696 @NickTagliaferro hand picked, not cherry picked 🤦‍♂️

[Ol' Putsy Turner @midnitepremiere]

@insomni31780696 @NickTagliaferro DeSantis, on the other hand, was cherry picked to be a traditional, if very far right, GOP candidate. and he tanked his chances through a complete lack of political acumen and charisma

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the big suit reveal

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getting high and watching Stop Making Sense today

[Ol' Putsy Turner @midnitepremiere]

@coopercooperco “what if we have cowboys fighting aliens but get this, it’s not fun or funny and everyone takes the premise extremely seriously?”

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@dera_theking @kj1313 @ZezeMillz broke ass behavior, bro. just say you can’t afford it

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oh there was a coup of a left-leaning African country the same week the US govt had a UFO briefing? what a surprise!